C.J. and Cate in “Mother's Day”

C.J.

[Bad French Accent] What we have here, Cate, is a Trash & Dash.

Cate

What's that?

C.J.

[Bad French Accent] The coolest kids in school throw a party. They rent a fancy hotel room, trash the place, then dash out the door without paying. Trash & Dash.

Cate

You used to do that?

C.J.

I said the cool kids! I asked all my friends about it, they're like "no! It's a myth!"

Cate

You know, that actually makes sense. The hotels, the beauty salon, the cool kids didn't invite you. Thanks, C. J.

C.J.

[Bad French Accent] You have to admit, Cate, the world's a much more interesting place with me around.

Cate

C. J., why are you talking like that?

C.J.

I don't know.