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3rd Rock from the Sun · Season 1

“I Enjoy Being A Dick” quotes from 3rd Rock from the Sun

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“I Enjoy Being A Dick” · Season 1

In this episode: Tommy Solomon (2), Dick Solomon (1), Harry Solomon (1), Sally Solomon (1)

Sally, I got a question for you. We've been on the planet a while now and I've just been wondering if we were to tell someone we cared about where we were actually from, do you think it'd be so dangerous?

No, not at all, Tommy. In fact I've already told Mrs. Dubcek and the mailman, uh, and a nice guy down at the mini-mall, BECAUSE I WANT US ALL TO DIE LIKE LAB RATS AT THE HANDS OF PRIMITIVE SCIENTISTS!!!

I want to make the world a better place. I want to give mankind the gift... of electricity.

They have electricity.

Ah, then my work is done!

Everybody here sells his time for money. It’s like taking a mortgage against your life.

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