What kind of a place is this where you can't wave handfuls of money around in the middle of the night?
“Assault With A Deadly Dick” · Season 1
In this episode: Dick Solomon (3), Sally Solomon (1)
Okay, let's get this straight; I don't care how much it costs, I don't care how difficult it is to accomplish, I want a security system that will guarantee every moment of our lives will be filled with a sense of absolute safety and contentment.
SSalesman
That would be the ElectroFort 2000. The alarm connects directly to our command center downtown, where we immediately dispatch trained patrol men to your door.
I see. I just have one question.
SSalesman
Sure.
Where do I bury my family after the burglars have pumped bullets into their skulls while your guys are strolling over?
DDon
Okay Mr. Solomon. It's time to finger your perp.
(points to Mary) Believe me I've tried but she just won't let me.
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