It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. (flips to the back of the book) I'm not going to read 380 pages if he can't even make up his mind in the first sentence!
“Post Nasal Dick” · Season 1
In this episode: Dick Solomon (4), Tommy Solomon (2), Sally Solomon (2), Dr. Mary Albright (2)
Sally, you're amazing. As sick as you are, you keep taking care of us.
Yeah, I know. I don't understand. All I want to do is curl up into a ball, and yet somehow I feel compelled to nurture you. God, what a cruel disease!
MMinister
We are gathered here, before God....
Now, which one of those guys is God?
Will you be quiet?
Okay, but be sure to introduce me later, because I want some answers.
Mary, there's something I have to tell you. I come from another world.
And this is news?
You know, you have to admire these humans. Their lives are so fragile, and yet they are willing to commit to each other for a lifetime.
Or an afternoon with some petri dish in a miniskirt.
Hey, hey! At least I'm getting some here, alright?
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