Diana quotes from 30 Rock

Jack

Oh, Diana, you're here, I thought you'd be at the house.

Diana

Oh yes, I dropped my bags off and shook hands with the baby but I wanted to come talk to you about Avery's situation.

Jack

Extracting an American from North Korea is a, ah, is a lot more difficult than arranging a round robin paddle tennis tournament.

Diana

What about arranging three round robin paddle tennis tournaments?

Jack

You know what? Avery loved a good fight. She used to call the cable company to dispute our bill just for the sport of it. She wouldn't stand for this dog and pony show.

Diana

I've organized several dog and pony shows and I'm offended by what you're implying.

Jack

How are you Avery's mother?

Diana

We have several things in common, Jack. We both married much, much older men -- which can be hard, or more often flaccid.