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3rd most-quoted character in 10 Things I Hate About You: in 25 of its 114 quotes Most scenes with: Kat Stratford (18), Cameron (3)
Scenes with Patrick 22
P Patrick
Vinyl? How old school.
P Patrick
I've never seen this beatles album.
It was only released in the UK. Those were my mom's she was a real purist.
P Patrick
She sounds cool.
She was. So again, what is with the breaking and entering?
P Patrick
(spins and around and steps closer to Kat) I had something I wanted to tell you.
(Kat's bedroom door opens and Bianca walks in dressed in Pjs with rollers in her hair)
(showing images from laptop) This is the baby crowning. Ooh, this is what placenta looks like. Here is the father cutting the cord. Of course, that's only symbolic because he's responsible for that baby for the rest of his life.
P Patrick
Got it. Sex makes babies.
I'd hardly call this dancing. These kids are just dry-humping to music.
P Patrick
In that case, care to dance?
Oh, I see. When you said, 'wait here' at the dance... you really meant for, like, six days.
P Patrick
If you ever returned a phone call, you'd know I didn't bail on you. I got arrested.
Oh, and here I thought you were just a jerk. Turns out you're also a criminal.
(Dawn and Bianca being carried and rocked by the people at the party)
[Patrick], you cannot come in. If my dad sees you here, his head will explode and I'll have to repaint.
P Patrick
Your dad's at work, how's he going to see me – hidden cameras?
Kat' : (Serious) Yes.
P Patrick
Come on, I'll help you paint. It's the least I can do, I mean, you did get suspended for me.
Don't flatter yourself. I got suspended for my principles. I just fled the scene with you.
[talking about her dad] Now he wants you come to dinner.
I told it was stupid, but he's affraid you're bad influence on me
P Patrick
Huh [he touches her chin] I wonder why [smiling]
P Patrick
(Deciding where to eat) How 'bout Hell's Steakhouse, I'm dying for a rib-eye.
You know I don't eat anything with a face.
P Patrick
They usually cut that part off before they serve it to you.
You don't say? How 'bout Vegan Nirvana?
P Patrick
No thanks, I'll just chew on a tree and save twenty bucks.
You know what… I'll just drive, we'll find something
P Patrick
Can I just crash here? I got kicked out.
P Patrick
If you're gonna keep talking all night, I'll just sleep in the park.
No, stay. If you were horrifically murdered, it would really ruin my day.
You see? This is what the world needs: more sex, less war.
P Patrick
Now, if that would be you campaign slogan you would've won.
Don't break my heart, OK?
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