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Patrick quotes from 10 Things I Hate About You

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3rd most-quoted character in 10 Things I Hate About You: in 25 of its 114 quotes
Most scenes with: Kat Stratford (18), Cameron (3)

Scenes with Patrick 22

PPatrick

Vinyl? How old school.

I keep it real.

PPatrick

I've never seen this beatles album.

It was only released in the UK. Those were my mom's she was a real purist.

PPatrick

She sounds cool.

She was. So again, what is with the breaking and entering?

PPatrick

(spins and around and steps closer to Kat) I had something I wanted to tell you.

(Kat's bedroom door opens and Bianca walks in dressed in Pjs with rollers in her hair)

(showing images from laptop) This is the baby crowning. Ooh, this is what placenta looks like. Here is the father cutting the cord. Of course, that's only symbolic because he's responsible for that baby for the rest of his life.

PPatrick

Got it. Sex makes babies.

Oh, I see. When you said, 'wait here' at the dance... you really meant for, like, six days.

PPatrick

If you ever returned a phone call, you'd know I didn't bail on you. I got arrested.

Oh, and here I thought you were just a jerk. Turns out you're also a criminal.

(Dawn and Bianca being carried and rocked by the people at the party)

[Patrick], you cannot come in. If my dad sees you here, his head will explode and I'll have to repaint.

PPatrick

Your dad's at work, how's he going to see me – hidden cameras?

Kat': (Serious) Yes.

PPatrick

Come on, I'll help you paint. It's the least I can do, I mean, you did get suspended for me.

Don't flatter yourself. I got suspended for my principles. I just fled the scene with you.

[talking about her dad] Now he wants you come to dinner.

PPatrick

I'll pass.

I told it was stupid, but he's affraid you're bad influence on me

PPatrick

Huh [he touches her chin] I wonder why [smiling]

S1 E12 Don't Trust Me
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PPatrick

(Deciding where to eat) How 'bout Hell's Steakhouse, I'm dying for a rib-eye.

You know I don't eat anything with a face.

PPatrick

They usually cut that part off before they serve it to you.

You don't say? How 'bout Vegan Nirvana?

PPatrick

No thanks, I'll just chew on a tree and save twenty bucks.

You know what… I'll just drive, we'll find something

S1 E13 Great Expectations
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PPatrick

Can I just crash here? I got kicked out.

What happened?

PPatrick

I wet the bed.

Patrick, seriously.

PPatrick

If you're gonna keep talking all night, I'll just sleep in the park.

No, stay. If you were horrifically murdered, it would really ruin my day.

S1 E16 Too Much Information
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You see? This is what the world needs: more sex, less war.

PPatrick

Now, if that would be you campaign slogan you would've won.

S1 E20 Revolution
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Can I ask you a favour?

PPatrick

Huh

Don't break my heart, OK?

PPatrick

OK.

S1 E20 Revolution
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