(When trying to discover who slayed the Grand High Vampire.)
... and when I got back, the helmet was gone.
Then what happened?
Someone stole it.
(points at Moroi.) Pretending to be him...
WWill
... and murdered the Grand High Vampire.
Cool!
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You've got to get out of there.
(sarcastically) Oh, well done, Robin. Unfortunately this cage is made of argentalium... it drains vampire powers.
Can't you just turn into smoke or something?
Oh, he'll soon be turning into smoke.
(Justice Moroi picks up a bottle in the Count's room.)
Eurgh! Garlic perfume!
I bought that for my wife.
You were trying to kill Mum?
No! Just give her a nasty rash.
Could I really be the Chosen One?
You're a rubbish vampire. There's no way it's you.
Thanks, Robin.
(During the Grand High Vampire initiation.)
EElizabeth
Somebody and I won't mention any names thinks you're all... vampires.
(laughs) Vampires?
EElizabeth
I know, it's ridiculous.
(to the Count) Please, don't do this.
So, because we wear capes, we're vampires?
EElizabeth
He (Graham) has an over-active imagination.
Because we have a penchant for black, we're vampires? Just because we have fangs (laughs evilly) and drink blood, we ARE vampires!
(The other Branaghs are shocked.)
EElizabeth
Oh, my!
Somehow, saying "I told you so" isn't quite enough.
I hear with my little ear something beginning with 'awesome'!
GGGhost of the Grand High Vampire
(to Vlad) You'll know you are the Chosen One when you sacrifice the life you love to save the family you love.
From now on you will call me Countess Dracula! Watch me as I avenge Will's death and make the streets of Stokely run red with blood! HAHAHAHA!
(When it's believed Ingrid has perished when Stokely castle was set on fire.)
I'm very sorry for your loss.
I loved her, Zoltan. I know didn't always show it, but I loved her... she was the best castle I ever owned.
He was talking about Ingrid!
No, I wasn't.
(After Vlad and Ingrid see each other again after four years.)
You got old.
You got sick.
I can look after myself.
Yeah? Then why'd you leave Stokely?
I got bored.
You got burnt.
(When Vlad brings Ingrid to Garside Grange School.)
Well, well, well. Look what the bat dragged in. (To Vlad) I TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING HER HERE!
Nice to see you too, Dad.
(When Ingrid takes a potion which has unexpectedly given her facial hair.)
Well, it's certainly an improvement; I can see less of her face.
You can't have two queen bees in a hive. It'll be a fight to the death.
My money's on the half-fang.
You can't just go round hitting people.
GMGoody McKeldric
You're right. The next time one of you is naughty, I shall cut off a limb.
(taken aback) What?
GMGoody McKeldric
Oh, don't be such a baby!
(When the Count reveals there is a cure to make Ingrid better all along.)
Transylvanian bat vomit - does the job every time.
(furious) You're sick and wrong!
(genuinely touched) Oh... thank you, Vladdy.
Open wide.
(He give the Transylvanian bat vomit to Ingrid, who instantly becomes better.)
What did I ever do to you?
Gloated at my execution, plotted to overthrow me, left me to die!
Hmmm ... that.
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