Young Dracula · Season 1
(While looking for the Staff of Carpathia in a museum and checking a map.)
Ok, so we're here and the staff is there. Does everyone know where to go? Let's go!
[He, Robin and Chloe go off in separate directions.]
(pointing up the stairs) It's this way.
(to Vlad) I'd go with her, she's usually right.
Eurgh! It really smells like the plague in here!
Sort of familiar though.
[The three smell the air around them.]
Mouldy cabbage, with a hint of toe jam.
Week old armpit sweat.
[An arm is suddenly visible amongst a case with rats in it.]
Renfield!
(Ingrid is about to enter the Blood Room to receive her vampire powers.)
Ingrid, wait!
What?
I just wanna say... goodbye.
I'm only gonna be in there two minutes.
I know it's just... when Boris went... he came back selfish and evil...
But I'm already selfish and evil.
Bad things come to those who wait!
(Ingrid has seen a vision of herself attacking Will.)
But that's my boyfriend.
He's a breather, Ingrid. Surely you wouldn't stoop so low?
Back off, sister! I decide who I go out with.
Call yourself a vampire? Don't you know the most powerful of us will reign supreme. So I'll be making the decisions from now on. And I say... Will DIES!
Over my dead body!
My thoughts exactly.
(When Vlad, Robin and Ingrid are running away from Ingrid's reflection.)
Vlad, shouldn't a vampire be chasing us?
But she's not a vampire, are you, Ingrid? You didn't go through with the transformation.
If you breathe a word of this to anyone I'll... well, I can't bite you, but I'll do something evil!
I don't get it. I thought you had to transform.
I thought so, too. But there's a way out of it, isn't there?
[Ingrid's reflection appears from behind Robin.]
None whatsoever!
Run!
(When Ingrid finally merges with her evil reflection.)
Is she dead?
(snarls, then smiles) Not quite!
(When the Count and Magda are duelling.)
Prepare to be dust, you two-timing traitor!
Eat garlic, you pathetic toad!
Your skin is too pink.
Your fangs are too short!
You're so... fat. We could carpet the castle with one of your enormous dresses. Ha! Ha!
(furious) Yes, and we can sandblast the stonework with a whiff of your wormy, soil breath!
(When the Count refuses to let Ingrid go on a date with Will.)
Ingrid, remember what happened to the last daughter who challenged me!
I'm your ONLY daughter!
You are now!
(When a policeman remembers Robin reporting a UFO landing several years ago.)
Had all the emergency services out at three in the morning.
But I definitely saw something.
Not a shred of evidence.
Exactly, no evidence that there wasn't a UFO.
(When Mr. Branagh speaks to Vlad about the Count being in trouble with the police.)
Look, you don't understand. So we come from Transylvania and live in a spooky old castle, but that doesn't mean we're vampires!
[A mingled look of horror and realisation registers on Mr. Branagh's face.]
(slowly) Mr. Branagh?
I just thought he was hunting without a license.
Ah...
What's that on your collar?
Nothing!
(sniffing) Blood! Human blood!
(smugly) So, I've bitten a Breather! Guess that makes me the only real vampire in this castle after all!
You are sentenced to death by dawn.
Don't you mean death at dawn?
No, he said death by dawn. We throw you outside and wait for the sunlight do it's thing.
(awkwardly) Yes, I suppose that'd do it.
Who appointed you judge, jury and executioner?
My card...
(reading it) "Justice Moroi; judge, jury and executioner"...
Any more questions?
Yeah, do I get a front row seat?
Ingrid!
Alright, do we ALL get front row seats?
For your own father's execution? Of course you do!
Here's the plan; we run away, you two go first. While they're out looking for you, I rescue Robin. We leave the country and meet up again in Uncle Ivan's place and hide out there till the heat's off.
No. Count Dracula does not run away.
You did last time.
That was different, some of those peasants had really big pitch forks.
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