Graham quotes from Young Dracula

Now Robin, it doesn't matter what your teachers say tonight as long as you've gotten over this morbid obsession with vampires.

Robin

Yes, Mum.

Graham

And if not we've decided to send you to Happy Camp.

Robin

Happy Camp?!

Graham

It's where troubled children go and learn how to be happy.

Through happy music and happy dance.

Robin

Oh, just kill me now!

Robin

Dad, you're not really gonna fight a vam... a vastly superior fighter like the Count?

Graham

Don't be so surprised, when I was in the cub scouts I came second in the Boxing Championship.

Robin

Mum said you lost to a girl.

Graham

Brownies can be vicious.

Somebody and I won't mention any names thinks you're all... vampires.

Count

(laughs) Vampires?

I know, it's ridiculous.

Vlad

(to the Count) Please, don't do this.

Count

So, because we wear capes, we're vampires?

He (Graham) has an over-active imagination.

Count

Because we have a penchant for black, we're vampires? Just because we have fangs (laughs evilly) and drink blood, we ARE vampires!

Oh, my!

Graham

Somehow, saying "I told you so" isn't quite enough.