Young Dracula · Season 1
I'm not doing it; clean up your own mess.
I'm too busy cleaning up your mess! I have to smooth things over with Von Raculad in person.
I only posted him to Transylvania - you garliced Goody McKeldric!
There's a big difference!
What?
I didn't get caught.
I've been training every night this week!
You still haven't mastered telepathy.
I hope you can read this... [he glares at the Count.]
Actually, I can. And in answer, I seriously doubt it would fit.
That's your Mum?
Yeah. Dad's gonna go bats when he finds her here.
I'm sensing your mum and dad have got a few issues?
Just the usual; lying, cheating, multiple murder attempts.
(When Magda tricks Vlad into making her his Regent.)
I'm cancelling this right now... how do I do that?
You don't. Only I can cancel the contract.
(teeth gritted) You devious, conniving witch!
(slyly) You say all the right things!
(Vlad telepaths the Count to come to Garside.)
I knew you could do it, Vlad. Your message came through clear as a bell; "Come home now, Major A blood for tea".
"Major emergency".
Oh. That's not nearly as good.
I need your help.
(working on a potion) I'm at a critical point.
I need you to dress up as a woman and pretend to be Mum.
(Pause)
Nothing that can't wait.
(When talking about life in Stokely.)
I had friends. Well, one friend.
Another vampire?
No, he was normal.
(Clips show of his loyal best friend, the vampire fanatic Robin Branagh.)
Okay, he wasn't normal... but I still miss him.
So, your sister wrecked your life?!
It's kind of her thing.
(After Ingrid's fully recovered)
I'm back! Twice as gorgeous, three times as evil... make that four times as evil.
(When the Count is using a hypnotised school class as a human chess board.)
Right, go back to class!
Stay!
Go!
Stay!
Go!
Stay!
Stay!
Go!
You heard the man.
(The students leave as the Count realises he's been tricked. Wolfie giggles)
Do you see me laughing?!
(During dinner.)
It's the Master's favourite.
And by "Master", you mean...
(She gestures repeatedly between Vlad and the Count with her fork, deliberately trying to make things awkward)
(Before Erin is about to be burned during the feast.)
I have to kiss you?
Well, technically, I have to kiss you. It says a kiss from the Chosen One will protect you from the flames.
(smiling) Is that just some excuse to get a cheap snog?
(to Ingrid) I need some advice about maggots.
You've got to be the sweetest vampire ever.
What can I say? There's not much competition.
(After Vlad's just saved Erin from being exposed to sunlight)
I'm on fire!
I'll say.
No, really!
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