Magda quotes from Young Dracula

Vlad

You're leaving?

Count

But you said you loved me.

You were dying... I was trying to be nice.

Count

Ladies and gentlemen, let me present my new son... Vladimir.

Vlad

Vladimir?! But... that's my name!

Count

Curses, what was the other one?

Barry.

Count

Barry...

Vlad

What? You're gonna call him Barry?

Count

No, that would be stupid... we'll call you Barry.

Count

Prepare to be dust, you two-timing traitor!

Eat garlic, you pathetic toad!

Count

Your skin is too pink.

Your fangs are too short!

Count

You're so... fat. We could carpet the castle with one of your enormous dresses. Ha! Ha!

(furious) Yes, and we can sandblast the stonework with a whiff of your wormy, soil breath!

Vlad

I'm cancelling this right now... how do I do that?

You don't. Only I can cancel the contract.

Vlad

(teeth gritted) You devious, conniving witch!

(slyly) You say all the right things!