Erin quotes from Young Dracula

Vlad

A stake here and I'd live. Coz you stole my heart!

(smiling) Really? You're going with that?

Vlad

Don't pretend it's not working.

What am I gonna do with you?

Vlad

I'll make a list.

They're loaded with concentrated garlic juice.

Renfield

Go ahead, punk! Make my day!

Vlad

Are you sure you wanna be here for this?

Are you kidding? I wanna get a proper look at the competition.

Vlad

There is no competition.

Right answer.

Vlad

During the Blood Tea Ceremony, Dad, Ramanga, Adze and I all have to drink blood from the same cup. If I break off the engagement after that Ramanga's family are honour-bound to hunt me down and kill me.

Haven't they ever heard of relationship counselling?

I thought vampires didn't care about anything but themselves.

Bertrand

We both know that's not true.

Bertrand

Vlad! I've been looking for you everywhere! I know; I know who the...

Vlad, wait, no!

(Shocked) What have you done?

Vlad

Spread the word. No more Mr. Nice Guy.

Vlad

Bertrand knew about dark forces.

Shame somebody staked him. (glares pointedly at Vlad)

Malik

Actually that was me, well me and Mum. Bertrand was onto us so we (laughing) tricked Vlad into staking him! (pause) What? It's a classic wind-up!

Vlad

He's completely psychotic!

Count

He's a chip off the old stake, alright.

Want to know a secret?

Malik

Always.