WWuya
Oh! Three Shen Gong Wu! No, wait!
DDojo
[blubbering] This is ridiculous! It's not three, [stammering] but…
DWDojo & Wuya
Four! Four Shen Gong Wu activating at the same time!
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The Lotus Twister has the power to turn your limbs into stretchable rubber.
[after Tubbimura wins the Tongue of Saiping; shivering] I don't suppose you got a blanket you could spare.
My friends! Hearing the sound of your voices again will give me tremendous pleasure.
Omi!
Run!
It's a trap!
That did not give me as much pleasure as I had hoped.
You know this trap would never have worked if I hadn't lost my Xiaolin Showdown in the first place. Wait, that didn't come out right.
Sun Chi Lantern! [absorbs his friends' chi energies]
WWuya
Stop him! He's merging his chi energy with the others!
KSKimko's voice
FIRE!
CSClay's voice
EARTH!
RSRaimundo's voice
WIND!
Don't make me bust you up, little man. [Omi makes his signature water move, making him run away, screaming]
WWuya
Wait! Where do you think you're going?! [goes after him] GET BACK HERE, YOU COWARD!
We got the Serpent's Tail, the Orb of Tornami…
The Longi Kite…
And the Tongue of Saiping, which I do not recommend touching.
[Jack Spicer is creating a Shen Gong Wu spreadsheet on his computer, knowing what Xiaolin and Heylin has]
WWuya
Let me guess…you're downloading more of your vapid hippity-hop music.
[imitates buzzer] I'm working up a Shen Gong Wu spreadsheet so we can know who has what. Check it. We have the Eye of Dashi, they have the Tongue of Saiping. We have the Third Arm Sash, they've got the Longi Kite. And those really cool Golden Tiger Claws… Omi sent them to the Earth's core, so nobody has them. How do I file that one?
WWuya
I don't need a scorekeeper! I need someone who will retrieve the Shen Gong Wu and waist time with- wait! I am sensing a new Shen Gong Wu! [gasps] It is the most important of them all. The Heart of Jong!
Smell ya later, losers! [Tries to fly off but has his foot caught in a lasso]
You'll smell us NOW, ya dirty snake!
Smell us now?
Clay's villain taunting needs some serious work.
[Jack and Wuya have put some of the Shen Gong Wu together and Mala Mala Jong rises to life]
WWuya
Jack Spicer, behold… Mala Mala Jong! Mala Mala Jong is an ancient demon warrior. Powerful… Deadly… And invincible.
Master, how will we fight this Mala Mala Jong?
You won't, Omi. You and the other chosen ones will take our Shen Gong Wu and flee the temple grounds immediately. [holds up his hand, silencing the Xiaolin monks as they're about to complain] The remaining Shen Gong Wu must not fall into Wuya's hands. You will protect them at all costs. Now go!
I didn't spend all this time training to just run and hide! I'm not afraid of this Mala Mala Ding-Jong thing!
This is no time for recklessness, Raimundo. Do as you are told.
Now what? We just camp out here and wait?
DDojo
How 'bout we "sing songs"? Or-or tell "ghost stories"? Or ah..oh, oh, oh, oh! I know. S'mores!
Mala Mala Jong could be attacking the temple right now! We should be fighting with Master Fung!
Master Fung ordered us to guard the Shen Gong Wu.
But...
All we can do is formulate a plan to defeat Mala Mala Jong in case...
Master Fung fails.
[appearing on the field of a football game] Oh, missed again! Hey, what a pleasant setting. [a football lands in his hands] Huh! [screams in terror as some football players charge towards him] Serpent's Tail!
Hey you know what they say, finders keepers, losers weepers.
The only one being a weeping loser is you Jack Spicer! And you Wuya! You shall weep over your loss as well!
Wow! That is the lamest taunt ever. Stick to the jumping and kicking Omi.
As you wish!
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