[playing around with the Lunar Locket] Look at me! I'm the ruler of the moon. Watch! Look at it dance. Whoo-hoo! This is so awesome!
WWuya
Stop playing with the moon, Jack. It isn't a toy.
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He's wrecking my lair. Do you know how hard it is to come by a decent lair these days?
Can't stand the heat? Then get off the mountain, tin man.
You made your bed, Spicer. Now you'll have to eat it!
DBDude-Bot
Just because we are mortal enemies, does that mean we can't be friends?
Jake Spicer. Maybe we can warmed up by having a good ol' fashion butt kicking contest!
[nervously smiled] Hey,..guys, I..I know what you're thinking.
You couldn't possibly! Are you being screaming of little girl of screaming of yours!
[Jack has copied himself with the Ring of Nine Dragons]
OLOld-looking Jack
Foul!
JFJack and Fat Jack
I didn't touch you!
FJFat Jack
Did not... [they start fighting, old Jack also fights]
WWuya
Stop! The Ring of Nine Dragons is for creating evil, not for copying yourself for your own amusement, or picking your teeth! [While big headed Jack does so]
Omi, what happened?
I am afraid, uh… Mala Mala Jong has come to life.
I can't believe we got here too late.
Oh, man, I feel more embarrassed than a mule at the Kentucky Derby.
[Back at the Xiaolin Temple...]
According to the scroll, the rise of Mala Mala Jong will allow a new Shen Gong Wu to be revealed. It is called the Emperor Scorpion. Whoever possesses it will have control over all Shen Gong Wu. If we can find it, we can use it to break Mala Mala Jong apart before it turns into the Fearsome Four.
Excellent! Great ending and not too long. Dragged a little in the middle though.
Don't get too excited, Raimundo. Here comes the bad part.
If the Emperor Scorpion falls into the wrong hands, the Fearsome Four will be unstoppable. This will be our only chance to save the world from certain destruction.
Why does there always have to be a bad part?
The Fearsome Four sound like they could use some anger management.
Hello, Xiaolin losers! Ready to admit defeat?
Never! I will defeat you and the Fearsome Four!
[mocking Omi] "I will defeat you and the Fearsome Four." [gets in Omi's face] Dude, get over yourself!
Fearsome Four! I command you to… [thinks] laugh evilly! [they laugh] Now laugh evilly while… hopping on one leg! [they do so]
WWuya
Stop playing, Jack!
In a minute. Now, laugh evilly while… TAP DANCING! [the Fearsome Four dance and laugh as music plays in the background]
I can't believe how badly we messed up.
Now that Spicer is in control of the Fearsome Four there's no stopping him.
Yeah. It's not everyday a fella is responsible for the end of the world.
No! Stop! When Mala Mala first came together I could've called for your help. It is my fault. But I...ah choose to do it alone. I may have forgotten to mention that before.
It dosen't matter now...woah!
[Omi, Raimundo, Kimiko, and Clay fall off the ball and hit the ground]
Working together is more than just fighting together. It is knowing how to use each other's strengths wisely.
Hey, could somebody please translate.
Well, I reckon Master Fung is speaking of our elements.
In other words, we should focus on what we do best.
DDojo
Cheer up, kiddo. You'll get another chance to save the world.
[After falling on ground while trying to stop Star Hanabi]
Dojo, dude, how come you didn't just fly?
DDojo
[With Clay's pants on head] Good idea. Just a little late.
[after setting Raimundo on fire] I'm sorry, Rai, I couldn't help it. I smell my favourite meal and I-
EVERY meal is your favourite meal, Clay!
I can't believe your first loyalty is to a pork chop!
[The group are tied to the ceiling upside down]
JJessie
Well it looks like our uninvited guests have decided on an extended stay in the HOSPITALITY suite.
Why, thank you! That sounds most inviting! Where do we go?
Omi, we're already in the hospitality suite.
Oh. I see. Perhaps I am misunderstanding the meaning of hospitality.
Or the meaning of sarcasm.
Oh, darn this sarcasm! It always seems to grab my goat!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Xiaolin Showdown pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.