WWuya
[enraged at Jack after the Xiaolin monks win the showdown] You and your directing! Nine! We lose nine Shen Gong Wu!
Cut! Cut! I said, cut!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
It will be up to you, Dojo. Your stay here can be a pleasant or an unpleasant experience.
DDojo
[Quickly] I choose pleasant, how about pleasant, pleasant would be nice.
I thought you might.
WWuya
Whoever possesses the Monsoon Sandals will have legs that can stretch for miles!
DDojo
You know, I can still fit into the same swimming trunks I wore 1500 years ago!
[giggles] You mean your old toga?
Dojo, are you alright?
DDojo
[Annoyed] I'm sitting in a pot of soup, what do you think?!
WWuya
What are you doing!?
Do you have to sneak up on me all the time?
WWuya
Would you prefer I did this?! [she flies through Jack's face]
Whatever you do, PLEASE? Don't do that.
WWuya
You're here looking for Chase Young.
Could it be that one certain disembodied floating headed is getting...jealous?
WWuya
Don't be ridiculous! [laughs] What's so special about Chase Young anyway?
He's only the world's most skill master of Tai Chi. You know that's how you get to be a best. Hanging with the best.
[possessing Clay's body; sinister tone] It's good to be free again. And this time, nobody'll be able to stop me. [laughs sinisterly]
[Jack enters the Shen Gong Wu vault and finds Clay (under the possession of Sibini) taking it all and putting them in a sack]
Uh, I'm not here to raid your Shen Gong Wu.
SCSibini/Clay
Who's stopping you? Well, Jack, if you help me find the Monarch Wings, I'll make it worth your while.
Are you asking if we can form an evil alliance?
SCSibini/Clay
Put it there, baby. [gives Jack a wet willy]
DDojo
Come on, kid, we gotta burn rubber! The Monarch Wings has revealed itself.
Most disturbing. They have taken the Mosaic Scale. It is most unpredictable Shen Gong Wu that can be used to create mischief.
They didn't take it. I did. [sadly holds up the broken scale]
For centuries, a mischievous spirit, Sibini, was trapped inside the Mosaic Scale. When the scale was broken, that spirit was freed and took over Clay's body.
Oh, it's all my fault. I broke the scale and hid it in Clay's room. I never knew it would turn him evil. [puts her head in her hands in disgrace, realizing she did make a mistake]
[comforting her] Making a mistake is not a sign of weakness, Kimiko. It is not being able to admit it that is the true mistake.
What does this Sibini want?
DDojo
The Monarch Wings.
It is the sister Shen Gong Wu of unimaginable strength. It will reveal itself within a short time of the other. When the two join, their powers will become far greater than the two individually. If Sibini gets the Monarch Wings, he will no longer need a host. He will become invincible.
Then we must stop him at once!
Be cautious. The longer the Sibini spirit inhabits Clay, the stronger he becomes.
Hey, Omi, everything cool?
Yes, Raimundo. I believe everything is the correct temperature.
I can't believe something that small could put up such a big fight!
[grabbing Raimundo's shirt] What! I am not that small!
I think he was talking about Sibini.
Oh, yes! He is very small.
Sibini is going after the Monarch Wings!
The Monarch Wings are mine! [grabs them with his teeth, until Sibini jumps onto his face, screams in terror like a girl, and flees]
[Kimiko and Sibini touch the Monarch Wings at the same time]
Sibini, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! I wager the Eye of Dashi against the Tangle Web Comb.
[Sibini pants, meaning that he accepts her challenge]
Does that mean he accepts?
I think so.
The contest is First to grab the Monarch Wings and make it outside the Ring of Geysers wins. Let's go!
KSKimiko & Sibini
XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!
DDojo
Hey, gang, got a live one incoming. It's the Shen Gong Wu called the Lunar Locket. Whoever possesses it, can control the phases of the moon.
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