Yes! I get this makes me queen!
[Everyone in the room looks at him oddly; a girl laughs]
...King.
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[sighs] This is the most disappointing event turning since the last...
Is it possible you're going for TURN OF EVENTS?
Very clever, using the Changing Chopsticks to shrink down our Wu and hide them in the cactus.
[Clay and Jessie rush over and touch the bag of Shen Gong Wu at the same time]
JJessie
Looks like if you want your rewards, you and me are gonna have a Xiaolin Showdown.
I accept. Your Silk Spitter against my Changing Chopsticks.
JJessie
The game is Demolition Viper Bike Derby! First to make it out in one piece wins.
Let's just get this over with. Let's go. Xiaolin Showdown!
I ask for knife-throwing lessons, mom sends me figure-skating. "You never know when it'll come in handy!" Now I feel kinda a bad for making a robot out of her juicer.
DDojo
That Spicer kid sure has nice form.
Whoo! Look there, a triple Salchow! [The others stare at him] What? Cowboys can't like figure-skating?
Come on, Omi. Just because you're built like a hockey puck doesn't mean you have to skate like one!
I'm an artiste, I communicate with my feet.
WWuya
If I had feet I'd communicate all over you.
How did she know about the vault?
Um, I may have mentioned it to her, but she said she never saw one before. But wasn't a monk there guarding it?
She, uh, kind of got me to convince one of the boys to hand scrub all the bathrooms.
She had me fill the Armadillo with sea-water. I figured it was just a rebel prank.
Now it all makes sense! Dyris wanted to know what Shen Gong Wu would have the power to create giant volcanoes to melt the polar ice caps and flood the world. [Kimiko, Raimundo, Clay, Dojo, and Klowfange glares at him] I assumed it was idol chat-chit.
KKlofange
Hmm...you sure you lot are the good guys?
Did you get the Black Beetle?
Does it look like I got the Black Beetle?!
No, it looks like you lost the Gills of Hamachi.
DDyris
I can't believe you keep falling for that!
Where are the Shen Gong Wu?! [the Black Beetle emerges from the water] The Black Beetle!
[Omi and Dyris touch the Black Beetle together, starting a Xiaolin Showdown]
DDyris
[pops out of the water] Back away! It's mine!
No. It is a Xiaolin Showdown!
DDyris
I'll wager my Fist of Tebigong against your Gills of Hamachi.
The game is Steal the Wu. Whoever takes the other's Wu first wins, and we play it on dry land!
KKlofange
You fool! You can't let her out of the water! When on dry land, she turns to her true monstrous form!
[baffled] How bad can she be? [turns around, seeing Dyris transformed into her true form] Oh. That bad. [sighs] Let's go. Xiaolin Showdown!
A new Shen Gong Wu has revealed itself somewhere in Japan. Behold, the Zing Zom-Bone. This most mysterious Shen Gong Wu has the power to render anyone into a zombie-like state.
Dude! I would love to have my own army of zombies!
Omi, look! Over there. It's the Tohomiko Electronics skyscraper!
Tohomiko? That sounds most familiar to my ears.
Hello? That's my last name.
Oh? I never thought of you with a last name.
And that's my Papa's building.
[In amazement] Your daddy is Toshiro Tohomiko, the video game tycoon?!
Yeah, I can't wait to introduce you all to him. He's super cool!
And super rich! [His eyes turn into dollar symbols. To Kimiko] Did I ever tell you that you are my favorite monk?
[gigantic sad face] I thought I was your favorite...
These workers appear most focused on their work. And their eyes- they have the same "nobody is home" look as Raimudo when he does his chores.
[offended] Yeah, well... you're short and you have a big head.
[picks up a U-Bot from the conveyor belt] Greetings. I am Omi, the greatest Xiaolin warrior ever!
UBU-Bot
Omi is the greatest Xiaolin warrior ever.
Ooh, I am most impressed with your superior robot intellect.
UBU-Bot
[changes into a physical appearance of Omi] And I of yours.
It is so nice to finally have a conversation with someone so intelligent.
UBU-Bot Omi
I could not agree with you more!
[Jack is asleep]
WWuya
Jack, fire the laser! Jack!
[He wakes up, screaming] Wuya! With you it's hard to tell if I'm coming out of a nightmare or going into one!
WWuya
Just shut up and fire the laser.
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