You guys cut it pretty fine with that attack.
Huh.
Nearly ran out of foreplay...just about had to go through with it.
Xena, when someone invents an accurate time-keeping device, then I can synchronize the plan better.
S5 E14Amphipolis Under Siege
S5 E15Married with Fishsticks
Here's the grub for the spud.
What's this?
You asked for baby food.
Babyback ribs are not baby food, Joxer.
S5 E17Kindred Spirits
A1Amazon #1
Well, I'm a virgin and I'm gonna stay that way forever.
Forever is a long time...
A2Amazon #2
What's it like, being with a man?
The good news is, it's different every time...bad news is - it's different every time. You're always hoping for a Greek fire, but sometimes you just get diddly.
Xena has studied the subject more than I have but I think she's trying to say that some people are better lovers than others.
A2Amazon #2
What makes a man a good lover? Being gentle and kind?
Xena resolutely: No.
Gabrielle dreamily: Yes.
Gabrielle after a while: It's a complicated subject.
Queen Gabrielle.
wakes up startled Not tonight.
reading one of Gabrielles scrolls to Eve "I sing of the wrath of Callisto, the pain of Gabrielle, and the courage of Xena and the inevitable mystery of a frienship as immortal as the gods."
You tricked us!
You pronounced him dead yourself. Nothing says he has to stay dead.
S5 E18Antony & Cleopatra
GGabriele
Xena, I´m losing the track of the plan. Are you going to flirt him to death?!
S5 E22Motherhood
AAthena
It's true you can kill Gods but at 4 to 1, it's not great odds.
Not for you.
(to Gabrielle) Xena won't kill her own daughter. You know how hard that is.
Ares: You shot me! I'm the God of War! Nobody shoots the God of War!
Can we leave the bard out of this?
AAthena
Do you have a soft spot for Gabrielle?
She's my friend.
AAthena
Oh, well, then don't watch.
Neither of you is going to leave me. Gabrielle, you're the most pure thing in my life. And you're my great hope. So, I'm not gonna let either of you go!
So sad.
Well, if you care so much, why don't you cure her?
Gods can only heal with Athena's blessing. That's not gonna happen.
-Then take us to Olympus.
-Why?
I want to offer them a deal.
And you'll kill them if they don't accept?
Xena: Please! Gabrielle doesn't have much time.
All right! I'll take you to Olympus!
Looks like you got your daughter back.
Xena: No, we got our daughter back.
You're not going to kill me, are you.
Why ever not?
Because I love you. Yeah, I love you.
S6 E1Coming Home
The great God of War can't even hurt a fly.
Xena, you came.
[catches fly] Lucky for you. That fly nearly had you.
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