The great God of War can't even hurt a fly.
Xena, you came.
[catches fly] Lucky for you. That fly nearly had you.
What happened to the peace-loving, blond chick you used to be?
Ares, [plants herself on his lap] that Gabrielle's been gone for a long time. You and Xena showed me that warriors rule the world, not philosophers.
I could get used to this. I could.
Believe me, you don't want to make me angry.
"If he's not insane, then I'm not a Fury. [morphs into Alecto]
You alright?
Yeah.
You took care of my sister Amazons before you took care of yourself. Thank you.
My wound was a small one.
That old scar's a bad one. Take a look at this.[shows Eve a thick scar on her shoulder]
Wow.
A Roman short sword. The man who did it died before he had the time to wipe his blade.
[turns around to expose a long scar on her lower back] Gaelic spear. The man who did it, his entire regiment, his village and two neighboring villages destroyed before the sun went down.
I was right. You were a serious warrior.
Don't you miss it? The knot in your stomach as you prepare for war.
The quiet after a tough battle?
Varia: Yeah.
Victory snatched from the jaws of defeat. Death so close, then suddenly driven away...no, I don't miss it.
I've only seen one warrior do that move. I knew I recognized you from someplace. You're Livia, Bitch of Rome.
MMarga
Are you challenging me?
If it comes to that, I am challenging you.
Mommy won't save you this time.
"If that's my destiny, so be it."
"That sword had better be for Ares' men. What Eve did to your people was unforgivable. But she is my daughter, and if anything happens to her while she's in your custody you'll have me to deal with, and trust me ... you're not ready for that."
"You don't bring me flowers anymore.
"You're soft, like all the Olympians. You know, I killed all the others, Ares. But maybe I stopped too soon."
"You might be a mortal, Ares, but you will never be a man!"
"It's not the end of the world. Who knows, maybe as a mortal I can experience something I never could as a god."
"Like what?"
"Like you."
[tries to disapparate with his non-existent powers] I gotta stop trying that. I'm gonna rupture something.
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