Am I getting to old for this?
(Talking about fighting as four soldiers rush her)
Nah. (Smiles)
S5 E9Seeds of Faith
I never knew you were looking for a father.
I'm not.
Well then someone clearly has the job.
Yeah, Gabrielle.
[Gabrielle smirks]
I would have paid to see that.
You don't need a sacred dagger or a sword. Love will be our shield and our weapon.
Are you sure this is how it has to be? Isn't there some other way?
The new world can only be built on the foundation of the old one. The order of the gods must fall. And you, Eli, are the hammer.
The only reason why people like Eli exist is because people like us defend them when they won't defend themselves.
(Angrily) So Ares is right? The whole future is shaped by warriors? (Walks away)
It's easy to preach peace when you live in heaven. Where is come from you gotta fight for what you believe in. Why don't you come along. It's not everyday that you get to witness the twilight of the gods. It should be a good show.
You'll always be a goody-two-shoes!
Yeah, but with a really big sword.
S5 E11Punchlines
Joxer, never pie a pregnant woman!
S5 E12God Fearing Child
You have no idea how glad I am to see you again.
HHercules
You don't know how little I give a damn.
Well, you've been lucky so far, little brother. I've always gone kind of easy on you.
HHercules
Oh, so all those other times I knocked you flat on your ass you were just pretending?
I was worried what Dad would do if I really hurt you. You've always been his favorite.
HHercules
You see, that's the difference between you and me, I never really cared what 'Daddy' thought.
SSolan
Hades told me that in the Elysian Fields, you don't even know that you're dead. You just live the same day over and over, thinking your family's going to be home any minute, but they never come. The next morning, it just starts all over again.
That's so you don't miss the people you left behind.
SSolan
If not missing you means not seeing you, I'd rather stay here. At least this way, I'd still get to be with you.
HHercules
I never thought I'd say this ... I believe you. But, how can I be sure you aren't going to change your mind?
HHera
Because of a lesson I regret teaching you a long time ago, Hercules. Parents should never outlive their children.
I am pregnant, not brain damaged.
We're going to be together now, Eve. You and me and your brother, forever and ever ... you hear that Solan? Forever.
S5 E13Eternal Bonds
Why is everybody telling me to think? I think, I just don't show it.
S5 E14Amphipolis Under Siege
Ow, Athena is beating you like a dog out there. Put a poultice on it, it's gotta sting.
Thanks.
Hey, don't feel bad. After all, you're fighting the god of wisdom and warfare.
Don't forget weaving.
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