Gabrielle couldn't save a cat in a sack without me.
S3 E1The Furies
Mother, I am a lunatic with lethal combat skills.
S3 E2Been There, Done That
Rise and shine everyone, rise and shine.
I'll rise, but I refuse to shine.
It's not the Fates, it's not Ares, it's not something I ate, no, I have no poison dart marks, I have no Bacchae bites!
Is that a hickey?
Gabrielle, did you know that Joxer simply adores you?
Could I speak to you privately?
He would crawl 50 miles on broken glass just to sweat in your shadow.
Ixnay on the ovelay alktay!
No, no, yes, no. I tried that. Yes, both ways. No, I don't know. No, again. Are there any more questions? Good.
Well we better get some rest, today is going to be a very busy day tomorrow... little joke.
S3 E3The Dirty Half Dozen
AAgathon
Whoa! Nice 'ceps. Do you work out or all you gods cut?
I don't think I've ever been a part of a true disaster before.
You're such a cynic.
DDarnell
That's not how a princess fights!
Amazon princess!
S3 E5Gabrielle's Hope
IInnkeeper
OK.
Hey-- can I have some cherries too, please?
IInnkeeper
Yeah, yeah.
And some beef jerky.
IInnkeeper
Uh-huh.
Mmmm-- pork liver.
IInnkeeper
Right.
I mean, if you've got it. Oh, and don't overcook it, 'cause I like it really bloody."
IInnkeeper
Yeah.
You know-- if you melt some cheese over the top, that would be perfect.
IInnkeeper
Sure.
S3 E6The Debt, Part I
MMessenger
The Green Dragon has become too large and must be made small again.
...kill them all.
Yeah, that's what I said.
That was obviously your answer to everything in those days Xena.
Nothing is as soft as water. Yet, who can withstand the raging flood?
XXena (Quoting Lao Ma)
Fill yourself with desire and see only illusion. Empty yourself of desire and understand the great mystery of things.
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