Rise and shine everyone, rise and shine.
I'll rise, but I refuse to shine.
It's not the Fates, it's not Ares, it's not something I ate, no, I have no poison dart marks, I have no Bacchae bites!
Is that a hickey?
Gabrielle, did you know that Joxer simply adores you?
Could I speak to you privately?
He would crawl 50 miles on broken glass just to sweat in your shadow.
Ixnay on the ovelay alktay!
No, no, yes, no. I tried that. Yes, both ways. No, I don't know. No, again. Are there any more questions? Good.
Well we better get some rest, today is going to be a very busy day tomorrow... little joke.
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