What's wrong with you?
Nothing that a good workout won't cure.
Hey ... uh ... try the lake. A cold swim usually helps ... so I've been told.
What are you doing?
Hard to believe, but Joxer's advice about a cold swim, I'm taking it.
That's not hard to believe. No no, Joxer's full of good ideas.
No, I said Joxer.
I know, he's teaching me that wonderful song of his.
Gabrielle, what's going on? You barely tolerate Joxer.
That was before.
Before what?
Before I realized ... I love him.
What?!
I know, it shocked me too, to see how blind I'd been. But, maybe that's what love is, it's blind. I should write that down.
No, Gabrielle, this is crazy. You can't be in love with Joxer. He's ... well, he's Joxer.
Are you talking about my man? Like Draco is such a prize? Xena, I would rather be in love with Joxer than a blood thirsty warlord like Draco.
Draco's not like that.
This love stuff is a real pain.
(to and unconscious Draco) I'm sorry, sweetie, that hurt me a lot more than it hurt you. Sweetie? Did I say ‘sweetie'? I've never used that word in my life before ... oh, but he's so cute.
DDraco
Give me the girls and Gabrielle. Or I will burn the place and everyone inside it.
You would kill the woman you love?
DDraco
The question is: would you?
It's about time you clipped his (Baby Bliss) wings.
CCupid
Yeah, well, I was a little tied up.
(Cupid touches Xena on the forehead to remove the love spell)
That's it?
CCupid
Yeah, easy come, easy go.
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