Xena quotes from Xena: Warrior Princess

Xena

You wanna know what is good from bad? Let me make it real simple for you. Acting like a selfish brat is bad.

Xena

Gabrielle! Monkey-Man, you bring her back! You know, you two are beginning to irritate me with these obsessions of yours and ... FISH DON'T JUST CATCH THEMSELVES!!!

Auto, Auto baby, you promised me this was gonna work. You're supposed to be the King of Thieves. My father, my father told me he was a loser and a fraud with his phony disguises and that silly mustache, but I will always love you. Oh, you gotta believe me. He put me up to this. You know how he is, with that charm of his, he's so shallow yet so persuasive. I'm not really a bad person. I just fell in love with the wrong man at the wrong time.

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It's strange... The one I love most in all the world and the one I hate look exactly the same.

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Gabrielle, I'm entering a world of darkness I promised myself I would never return to. It's the only way I can see you again. My mind has lost its center. It's turning...turning...can't hold it...can't hold it...

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Even in death, Gabrielle, I will never leave you. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me. You gave my life meaning and joy. You will be a part of me forever.

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This new power that she has, the one that makes you relieve your past, its a thoughie.

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What's the matter, you having trouble getting inside my head right now? Let me help you. You killed Borias, the man who could have changed everything for me if only I had let him. You killed the father of my child and if he had lived then maybe my son would ... you getting inside my head now?

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You've got a good heart, Gabrielle, it's pure and it's honest and no one should ever hurt you.

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New outfit. New religion. Same old wacko underneath.

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Am I getting to old for this?

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Nah. (Smiles)

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It's easy to preach peace when you live in heaven. Where is come from you gotta fight for what you believe in. Why don't you come along. It's not everyday that you get to witness the twilight of the gods. It should be a good show.

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Joxer, never pie a pregnant woman!

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I am pregnant, not brain damaged.

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We're going to be together now, Eve. You and me and your brother, forever and ever ... you hear that Solan? Forever.