Xena quotes from Xena: Warrior Princess

Xena

reading one of Gabrielles scrolls to Eve "I sing of the wrath of Callisto, the pain of Gabrielle, and the courage of Xena and the inevitable mystery of a frienship as immortal as the gods."

Xena

"If he's not insane, then I'm not a Fury. [morphs into Alecto]

Xena

"That sword had better be for Ares' men. What Eve did to your people was unforgivable. But she is my daughter, and if anything happens to her while she's in your custody you'll have me to deal with, and trust me ... you're not ready for that."

Xena

"You're soft, like all the Olympians. You know, I killed all the others, Ares. But maybe I stopped too soon."

Xena

"You might be a mortal, Ares, but you will never be a man!"

Xena

Congratulations, Lucifer, you just won the Deadly Sin Lottery with a perfect score of seven out of seven.

Xena

(to Varia) Look, if you don't want my help, that's your choice, but just know that your sisters will live or die by what you decide to do.

Xena

Word of advice for ya, kid, never step between two people and their passion.

Xena

I'm just a girl in search of a really good sword.

Xena

You know where I'm headed there'll be trouble.

Gabrielle

I know.

Xena

Then why would you want to go into that with me?

Gabrielle

That's what friends do. They stand by each other when there's trouble.

Xena

Alright... friend.

Xena

And I wish you were here. It's hard to be alone.

Gabrielle

You're not alone.

Xena

He looks like a gentle soul, that's rare in a man.

Gabrielle

It's not the gentle part I have a problem with, it's the dull, stupid part.

Xena

JUMP!

Gabrielle

If I die I'm never talking to you again!

Xena

You call that a jump??

Gabrielle

No, it was a frantic leap...best I could do.

Xena

Don't tell me! That was HIM?

Gabrielle

'Fraid so.

Xena

Remind me to have a talk with you about your taste in men.

Gabrielle

You're waiting for the right moment to say I told you so, aren't you?

Xena

Nope. I'm waiting for you to say it for me.