Xena quotes from Xena: Warrior Princess

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Now, you listen to me. Gabrielle was never useless. She cared for others more than herself

Xena

Wake me when you get to the urgent part!

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You'll be dead in thirty seconds. But know this: you won't be the last. Tell Hades to prepare himself. A new Xena is born tonight, with a new purpose in life: death.

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You may be immortal but I can still do damage. How'd you like to spend eternity in 5 pieces?

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This love stuff is a real pain.

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(to and unconscious Draco) I'm sorry, sweetie, that hurt me a lot more than it hurt you. Sweetie? Did I say ‘sweetie'? I've never used that word in my life before ... oh, but he's so cute.

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Gabrielle couldn't save a cat in a sack without me.

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Mother, I am a lunatic with lethal combat skills.

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No, no, yes, no. I tried that. Yes, both ways. No, I don't know. No, again. Are there any more questions? Good.

Xena

Well we better get some rest, today is going to be a very busy day tomorrow... little joke.

Fill yourself with desire and see only illusion. Empty yourself of desire and understand the great mystery of things.

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Uh, you're looking for this? I uh, I took it off a padler, who was being chased by barbarians, who was chased by uh.. three nakid Gabrielles. And Minya. She's still chasing them by the way.

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You're wrong Callisto. You let your pain kill you years ago. I'm gonna live with mine.

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No you lied to me. I trusted you and you lied to me. Now Solan is dead. My son is dead, because of you.

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Even in death, Gabrielle, I will never leave you.