Xena quotes from Xena: Warrior Princess

You tricked us!

Xena

You pronounced him dead yourself. Nothing says he has to stay dead.

It's true you can kill Gods but at 4 to 1, it's not great odds.

Xena

Not for you.

Xena

Neither of you is going to leave me. Gabrielle, you're the most pure thing in my life. And you're my great hope. So, I'm not gonna let either of you go!

Aphrodite

So sad.

Xena

Well, if you care so much, why don't you cure her?

Aphrodite

Gods can only heal with Athena's blessing. That's not gonna happen.

Xena

-Then take us to Olympus.

Aphrodite

-Why?

Xena

I want to offer them a deal.

Aphrodite

And you'll kill them if they don't accept?

Aphrodite

All right! I'll take you to Olympus!

Ares

You're not going to kill me, are you.

Xena

Why ever not?

Ares

Because I love you. Yeah, I love you.

Xena

The great God of War can't even hurt a fly.

Ares

Xena, you came.

Xena

[catches fly] Lucky for you. That fly nearly had you.

Ares

"It's not the end of the world. Who knows, maybe as a mortal I can experience something I never could as a god."

Xena

"Like what?"

Ares

"Like you."

Now you see you can't harm me here.

Xena

If you come into my realm, I will kill you before you take a step.

And then take my throne?

Xena

What are you talking about?

Whoever kills me must take my place and reign over Hell. And frankly, Xena, I don't think you're up to the job.

Xena

You and I have much in common.

Of course we do. You´re a mortal female with a lying tongue, savage tendencies and a blond girlfriend. I´m a celibate archangel in the service of the Lord.

Xena

Oh yes, but we are both cynics in the heart, you and I, trying to walk a path we weren´t meant to.

Red is definitely your color.

Xena

You know, I see the same spirit burning in you. If we put them together we could rule both hell and earth.

Why don´t you start by taking me...to heaven?

I'm still hot for you, Xena. Only now, I'm bigger, stronger, and more powerful than ever.

Xena

That doesn't begin to make up for the attributes you lost. [shows him his reflection]

What? What have you done to me?

Xena

Only what I suspect Michael wanted all along -- to put you in touch with your inner demon. Your kingdom awaits!

Funny how the Romans showed up just in time to save your friend. Almost like it was planned.

Xena

You got the fight you wanted. Stop complaining.

[to Gabrielle] Left a few details out of those scrolls, didn't you?

Xena

Are you a demon? Or my own mind made mad?

I am the truth of who you are. Our souls are united, Xena.

What magic has made Xena into such a noble creature, that she would give up the power of the Rheingold?

Xena

(looks at Gabrielle and smiles) It wasn't magic.

Varia will try to avenge me. If she dies, the Amazons are lost. Promise me you'll protect her.

Xena

I promise, Marga.

Teach her to be a true warrior, as you are. The fate of the Amazons [gives beaded necklace to Xena] is in your hands.

If I had known how much fun you Amazons would be, I'd have come to this country years ago.

Xena

I'm not an Amazon.

But you're so tall.

Xena

It's the boots.

I don't usually do this, but I'd like to know your name before I kill you.

Xena

You first.

I'm Prince Chesnick Bloodicarr Morlock, Upper Scheherazadestan.

Xena

Xena of Amphipolis -- Warrior Princess, Warrior Mom -- who conquers Prince Chesty Forlock of Whatever-stan.