Prince Morlock quotes from Xena: Warrior Princess

If I had known how much fun you Amazons would be, I'd have come to this country years ago.

Xena

I'm not an Amazon.

But you're so tall.

Xena

It's the boots.

I don't usually do this, but I'd like to know your name before I kill you.

Xena

You first.

I'm Prince Chesnick Bloodicarr Morlock, Upper Scheherazadestan.

Xena

Xena of Amphipolis -- Warrior Princess, Warrior Mom -- who conquers Prince Chesty Forlock of Whatever-stan.

Ooh, I nicked you.

Xena

Where'd you get that -- shaving? (motions to a cut on his face)

No one ever drew my blood before.

Xena

There's plenty more where that came from.