Lucifer quotes from Xena: Warrior Princess

Aren't you two inspiring? Michael and Raphael, chief warrior angels of the Chief himself, quaking like a couple of frightened children.

You're very sure of yourself, aren't you?

I'm sure of both my faith and my devotion, which has fueled my speedy ascent through the hierarchy. A climb that will continue with a promotion to Seraphim.

And how do you plan to do that?

By throwing Xena down into Hell myself.

You realize Xena has the power to destroy angels.

She will use that power unless I send her to Hell.

Very well. Proceed.

He just may be the right one for the job.

He may be perfect.

Xena

You and I have much in common.

Of course we do. You´re a mortal female with a lying tongue, savage tendencies and a blond girlfriend. I´m a celibate archangel in the service of the Lord.

Xena

Oh yes, but we are both cynics in the heart, you and I, trying to walk a path we weren´t meant to.

Red is definitely your color.

Xena

You know, I see the same spirit burning in you. If we put them together we could rule both hell and earth.

Why don´t you start by taking me...to heaven?

I'm still hot for you, Xena. Only now, I'm bigger, stronger, and more powerful than ever.

Xena

That doesn't begin to make up for the attributes you lost. [shows him his reflection]

What? What have you done to me?

Xena

Only what I suspect Michael wanted all along -- to put you in touch with your inner demon. Your kingdom awaits!

Please, try not to cover anything up.

Cover anything up? I'm the Devil, you idiot! I'm really bad. I'm evil incarnate. What do I have to cover up?

You're a real pain. I can't wait to get you down here.

Uh, with respect, sir, that's not going to happen. I'm not a murdering warlord. No, no, no. I'm an award winning investigative journalist. I'm a member of the fifth estate.

Like I said, I can't wait to get my claws into you.