Cause it really ticks me off!
S1 E8SpykeCam
EEvan
Come on, Rogue, get with the program. Shake that thing.
Hey, she's got her moves, I got mine.
Yeah, girl, you gotta go with it. Y'know, you're like a walkin' zombie or something.
EEvan
Hey, listen, Rogue, how 'bout you shed those gloves and give K-girl a tap.
KRKitty and Rogue
What? No way!
EEvan
Listen to me. Just enough to rip Kitty's moves.
It might work. Just concentrate on 'em.
Okay, but you better not lay me out.
(Rogue touches her)
That was like, pretty icksome! Aw, am I talking like her?
Awww... and I just shaved my legs last night!
Nice. The finishing touch. (to Kitty) And don't give me them puppy dog eyes, half-pint. You're grounded and so are the rest of you!
Evan' For how long?
(sighs) I don't know, till She-Wolf there gets a haircut anyway.
Just when I thought you could not possibly get more pathetic.
At least I've got a hope of getting cast. Unlike you.
Think about it. I was made for this play. (catches Spyke filming them) Hey! What are you playin' at Porcupine? I better not see my face on that tape or they're gonna be calling you Spyke-less.
(about Evan, Kitty and Rogue) Three little piggies all alone, Logan you're making this too easy.
(To Evan) Style, charisma... Toad's got it all, yo. So start shootin', already.
[First line of the episode. Evan looks down at his failed paper]
EEvan
Man! Professor Xavier's gonna ground me for the rest of my life!
TTeacher
Mr. Daniels, could we talk for a moment, please? Admittedly, I asked for a report on the Star Wars programme. However, I wasn't talking about the movie.
EEvan
[weakly] But I like movies.
TTeacher
That's fine, but I was expecting a report on the National Space Defense System.
EEvan
Yeah, I kinda figured that out by my grade. Look, man. Is there anything I can do to make this up? Extra credit? Anything?
TTeacher
Hmmm...Perhaps there is something. [takes a video camera out of his desk]
EEvan
Woah! A digicam!
Teacher: You know, Evan, current events can mean a lot of things to people your age. How would you like to do a film report?
EEvan
For real?
TTeacher
You've got it. Project's due at the end of the week. I suggest you get started.
S1 E9Survival of the Fittest
"Group Leader". "Scholastic achievement". That should've been me!
You can't even spell 'scholastic achievement', Blob.
(about Blob)
If he slips, we're history! Death by blubberbomb!
Fastest way to the top's a straight line, Pietro.
You can't stop the Juggernaut!
Forgive me for trying, bub!
[The X-Men and the Brotherhood have defeated Juggernaut by working together]
Now there's something you won't see every day.
I agree. And that's a shame.
That loser Scott should've lost, and you know it.
Yeah. Just because he slipped into the bath, the guy went ballistic.
Slipped?! More like avalanched!
(After Jean saves Evan from falling off the cliff)
EEvan
Woah,... I don't recomend that.
Cake walk. Our team can take a sauna. I'll get it myself.
KKurt
Not if I beat you there.
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