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Toad quotes from X-Men: Evolution

Played by Noel Fisher · 25 quotes · page 1 of 2

Toad

5th most-quoted character in X-Men: Evolution: in 25 of its 238 quotes
Most scenes with: Quicksilver (6), Nightcrawler (4), Blob (3)

Lines by Toad 9

Toad

[chasing Nightcrawler] Come here, Wookiee boy! Come on, come over here, don't make me come up there, don't make me, oh, now you're starting to tick me off...

Toad

(To Evan) Style, charisma... Toad's got it all, yo. So start shootin', already.

[After Boom-Boom barges into the bathroom without knocking, effectively interrupting Toad.]

Toad

Great! I take one shower a month, and still I get no privacy!

Toad

Just the type of girl that makes a guy want to... brush his teeth.

(about Scarlet Witch, after she forcefully snubs him.)

Toad

Hello, McFly!

(to Mystique, now a stone statue, as he raps on her head.) [a reference to the Back to the Future trilogy; Biff does this when he is annoyed with the McFlys.]

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Scenes with Toad 16

[After Toad, blown into the mansion by Storm's powers, meets Nightcrawler for the first time.]

Toad

Whoa! What are you, some kind of ratty plush toy?

The name's Nightcrawler, and at least I don't reek like unwashed lederhosen.

Toad

You blue-furred freak!

[As Toad chases Nightcrawler through the mansion, the former hurling insults at the latter.]

As you say in America, "neener, neener, neener!"

Toad

That ain't gonna help you, boy!

You're so slow, you couldn't catch flies off a windshield!

Toad

Fight like a man!

Yes. The boy is, indeed, gifted. He could be one of us.

Sometimes, Professor, I think your good heart blinds even you from the truth.

[Nightcrawler suddenly leaps down the hall, chased by Toad]

Toad

I'm gonna rip that pointy tail off, ya fuzzy gecko!

Todd Tolansky does indeed have the gift of the X-gene. He is welcome to join us, if he so desires.

Toad

[still mad at Kurt] The only thing I desire is blue-boy's fuzzy head!

"Group Leader". "Scholastic achievement". That should've been me!

You can't even spell 'scholastic achievement', Blob.

No, but I can spell "doomed"! Which is what that goody-two shoes gang is when I get them alone in the woods!

Toad

I can hear it now. [imitates newsreader] "Search and rescue efforts abandoned for missing teens. No traces found".

We'll hit them where it hurts most. In public. In front of everyone!

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