X-Men: Evolution · Season 2
(About the New Mutants)
So those are the new recruits? Looks like we got our hands full.
Yes, a spirited bunch, but good kids. However, it's going to be difficult to keep things quiet, and to maintain our anonymity.
Not to mention our buildings. We're definately going to need more instructors. And maybe a couple of tanks.
[The Brotherhood are standing off to the side at a school assembly]
Man, this bums, yo. Even the flies here think they're better than us.
Yeah. I don't even know what we're doing at school anyway.
But we do know why Lance is here. He'd like to get a certain Kitty stuck in a tree. K-I-S-S-I....
[Quicksilver speeds away as Lance tries to hit him, causing him to hit Toad instead]
I'm about to feel really big and stupid, if you know what I mean.
(toward Blob, as she prepares to absorb his power.)
Note: Jean's mental abilities of telepathy and telekinesis being drastically augmented to tremendously incalculable power levels is foreshadowing the inevitable emergence of the almighty Phoenix Force entity lying within her subconscious mind.
What is going on up there?
Yeah, is Jean all right?
No, she's not. Her powers are evolving too rapidly for her too control.
[Boom-Boom is selected first for the simulated cliff rescue operation, with Nightcrawler as the victim.]
Yeah! Look out below! Boom-Boom's bombing in!
I'm going to die...
(Boom-Boom is lowered to Nightcrawler's position.)
Hey, cutie!
Hi. I have to know: are you insane?
(Boom-Boom carelessly sweeps Nightcrawler into the stretcher with her foot.)
Ow! I'm an injured victim, not a log!
"Nightcrawler", huh? That name's just not working for you, I'm sorry. Whoa! How about, "Wild Blue Yonder Boy"?
You are insane.
Aha! You forgot to strap me in! Ten points off!
(to Boom-Boom, after he pretends to fall off the stretcher.)
For... in that sleep of... death... what dreams may come when- aaagghh!- we have shuffled off this mortal- coil... AAaagh-MUST give us pause! Hnn-THERE'S... the respect that makes calamity... of SO LONG LIFE!! GAAAGH!!! [tears the sink off the wall in reflex]
[Jean has telekinetically pinned Beast to the wall.]
[Starts walking towards Beast] [To Beast] Show his eyes, and grieve his heart.
[Lands] [To her nephew] Evan, no! Stay back!
[To Beast] Come like shadows, so depart. Sleep shall neither night nor day. Hang upon his penthouse lid. He shall live a man forbid. Weary s'nights nine times nine. Shall he dwindle peak and pine.
[Nightcrawler teleports in with Charles.]
[Puts his hand on Beast's head, telepathically] [To Beast] Hank, listen to me. [Puts his other hand on his own head] You're still in there. You know what's happening to you, so take control. You're stronger than the beast. Don't give up.
[To Beast] Though his part cannot be lost, yet it shall be tempest tossed.
[Beast is staring at his reflection in the mirror.]
[Sighs, then turns to Charles and Evan] [To Charles] I still look like a monster.
But you're now in the one place where that doesn't matter.
I can still feel it, though, inside.
And you probably always will.
The worst part is– the very thing I feared most has happened. My teaching days are over now that I look like this.
[To Hank] Not so, teach. The prof can outfit you with an image inducer like Kurt's.
To look like whom? Hank McCoy? He's a wanted fugitive.
But you can be anybody.
With a beast inside trying to claw its way out, I just can't risk it.
[To Hank] What you need, Hank, are students who know your secrets, who have secrets of their own, and who need a man of your compassion to teach them.
Hello? Oh, Lance. Hey, I got it, Bobby! Get off the phone! Sorry. So what's going on? Oh. Yeah right, I can totally see us walking around the mall together. What makes you think I wanna- [Nightcrawler clears his throat; Shadowcats looks, gasps, and sees at a muscular Nightcrawler]
Hey, Kitty. How's it going?
Uh, hey let me think about it. I'll call you back. (she hangs up and laughs) What have you done to yourself? [Nightcrawler walks over to her]
I've been working out. Can you tell? [his muscular form disappears back to his regular form] Oh bummer. [he walks out of Shadowcat's room; Shadowcat laughs]
You shouldn't be messing with your image inducer, Kurt.
[Looking around at all of the melted snow from the mutant snowball fight] Well, so much for our winter wonderland. I can see now that teaching mutants will require entirely different skills.
Hey. Welcome back, sailor.
Cyclops (grinning): Uh, thanks... ma'am.
Ma'am? What's that suppose to mean? [he looks in the mirror to see a feminine version of him; he gasps] Professor!
I'm sorry. I couldn't resist. [he, Jean, and Cyclops laugh and so does Nightcrawler]
[to an overweight Kurt] Dude, lay off the burger bombs.
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