X-Men: Evolution · Season 1, Episode 8
(Sabertooth grabs him) We've been expecting you. (Evan pops his spikes) You gotta be sharp if you're gonna mess with the Spyke.
(drops Spyke goes after Kitty) Then I'll take you!
Kitty': (Kitty phases Creed flies through) Right. I'm so sure!
knocks Kitty into a tree, goes after her again)
Back off ugly!
Pickin' on kids, Creed? Big mistake!
Sabertooth: Yeah, Why?
Cause it really ticks me off!
Come on, Rogue, get with the program. Shake that thing.
Hey, she's got her moves, I got mine.
Yeah, girl, you gotta go with it. Y'know, you're like a walkin' zombie or something.
Hey, listen, Rogue, how 'bout you shed those gloves and give K-girl a tap.
What? No way!
Listen to me. Just enough to rip Kitty's moves.
It might work. Just concentrate on 'em.
Okay, but you better not lay me out.
(Rogue touches her)
That was like, pretty icksome! Aw, am I talking like her?
Awww... and I just shaved my legs last night!
Nice. The finishing touch. (to Kitty) And don't give me them puppy dog eyes, half-pint. You're grounded and so are the rest of you!
Evan' For how long?
(sighs) I don't know, till She-Wolf there gets a haircut anyway.
Just when I thought you could not possibly get more pathetic.
At least I've got a hope of getting cast. Unlike you.
Think about it. I was made for this play. (catches Spyke filming them) Hey! What are you playin' at Porcupine? I better not see my face on that tape or they're gonna be calling you Spyke-less.
(about Evan, Kitty and Rogue) Three little piggies all alone, Logan you're making this too easy.
(To Evan) Style, charisma... Toad's got it all, yo. So start shootin', already.
[First line of the episode. Evan looks down at his failed paper]
Man! Professor Xavier's gonna ground me for the rest of my life!
Mr. Daniels, could we talk for a moment, please? Admittedly, I asked for a report on the Star Wars programme. However, I wasn't talking about the movie.
[weakly] But I like movies.
That's fine, but I was expecting a report on the National Space Defense System.
Yeah, I kinda figured that out by my grade. Look, man. Is there anything I can do to make this up? Extra credit? Anything?
Hmmm...Perhaps there is something. [takes a video camera out of his desk]
Woah! A digicam!
Teacher: You know, Evan, current events can mean a lot of things to people your age. How would you like to do a film report?
For real?
You've got it. Project's due at the end of the week. I suggest you get started.
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