Nightcrawler quotes from X-Men: Evolution

Nightcrawler

I love the smell of bacon in the morning.

Nightcrawler

I knew I should have paid more attention in computer lab.

Nightcrawler

It's raining furniture!

Nightcrawler

Don't let my looks fool you. I'm a harmless blue fuzzball.

Nightcrawler

I swear, that homie's lingo is so whack.

Nightcrawler

Aha! You forgot to strap me in! Ten points off!

Nightcrawler

Oh, man! I'm trapped here!

Nightcrawler

Do you mind? You're in my personal space!

Nightcrawler

If you don't help her, this will haunt you for the rest of your life. Prove that you're not like her.

Nightcrawler

You did it, Rogue. The girl who shut herself off from the world just saved it.

Toad

Whoa! What are you, some kind of ratty plush toy?

Nightcrawler

The name's Nightcrawler, and at least I don't reek like unwashed lederhosen.

Toad

You blue-furred freak!

Nightcrawler

As you say in America, "neener, neener, neener!"

Toad

That ain't gonna help you, boy!

Nightcrawler

You're so slow, you couldn't catch flies off a windshield!

Toad

Fight like a man!

Nightcrawler

[checking out the Blackbird] Sehr gut! Is it yours? Please tell me you get to fly it.

Cyclops

It's ours. If you stick around long enough, I'll teach you how to pilot this bad boy.

Nightcrawler

But...I almost got you guys killed a few minutes ago.

Cyclops

Yeah... don't do that again. But look, we all mess up sometimes; I know I do. That's why we're all here: to learn not to make mistakes like that. That's why we'd like you to stay.

Nightcrawler

And you don't mind... the way I look?

Cyclops

[Laughs] Dude, just don't hassle me about my shades and we'll call it even.

Nightcrawler

We have a deal, then.

Cyclops

Welcome to the team. Come on, I'll show you where they hide the sodas.

Nightcrawler

Heh! We showed him. We are the X-Men!

Wolverine

I don't fight your battles. So don't fight mine. [storms off]

Nightcrawler

[to Cyclops] Ahh, he loves us.

Cyclops

Oh yeah, big time.

Wolverine

The vents were easily breached; gonna have to fix that. Maybe electrifiers, or poison gas sprayers.

Storm

Wolverine...

Wolverine

Alright, alright...knockout gas, then.

Nightcrawler

Relax, Kitty; you'll be fine. (he teleports next to her; she gasps) We're right beside you. (he teleports agains on the opposite side of her) Popcorn? (Shadowcat screams) Oops. Heh heh, sorry. Next time I'll honk before I 'port.

Shadowcat

Whatever. Look, guys, it's getting late. If it's no biggie, I'm gonna, like, drop out. (she phases through the floor)

Nightcrawler

Ah. She's fully not into the fuzzy dude. Not that I blame her.