Quicksilver quotes from X-Men: Evolution

Blob

"Group Leader". "Scholastic achievement". That should've been me!

Quicksilver

You can't even spell 'scholastic achievement', Blob.

Quicksilver

If he slips, we're history! Death by blubberbomb!

Avalanche

Fastest way to the top's a straight line, Pietro.

Blob

"Group Leader". "Scholastic achievement". That should've been me!

Quicksilver

You can't even spell 'scholastic achievement', Blob.

Blob

No, but I can spell "doomed"! Which is what that goody-two shoes gang is when I get them alone in the woods!

Toad

I can hear it now. [imitates newsreader] "Search and rescue efforts abandoned for missing teens. No traces found".

Avalanche

We'll hit them where it hurts most. In public. In front of everyone!

Toad

Man, this bums, yo. Even the flies here think they're better than us.

Blob

Yeah. I don't even know what we're doing at school anyway.

Quicksilver

But we do know why Lance is here. He'd like to get a certain Kitty stuck in a tree. K-I-S-S-I....

Mystique

Gentlemen, meet your new secret weapon.

Quicksilver

Wanda?!

Scarlet Witch

Pietro?!

Toad

Ex-girlfriend?

Quicksilver

Worse! She's my sister!

Quicksilver

May I remind you losers that Magneto put me in charge of this group for a reason? The only chance you have of joining his new group is if you guys can prove you can work together as a team. And that, my friends, takes leadership. Strong, deicsive, fearless- WANDA! Don't tell her I'm here!

Toad

Babycakes, you've come back to me.

Scarlet Witch

Where is he?!

Toad

Pietro? He's in the closet.

Quicksilver

Thanks a lot, wart boy!

Toad

Never fear, people, the Brotherhood has arrived. We'll stop that runaway train.

Yeah, but what about the other train?

Quicksilver

Uh... What other train?

Radio says one's coming the other way carrying eight tankers of gasoline.

Toad

Did we win?

Quicksilver

Don't you ever learn?

Toad

Oh, that's right. We never win.