Wolverine quotes from X-Men: Evolution

Wolverine

That's it half-pint, keep the ball away from the elf.

Wolverine

Well I'd say they were pretty hostile. Wouldn't you?

Wolverine

When did the porcupine start shooting flaming arrows? Did I miss an upgrade notice or something?

Wolverine

Maybe it slipped your notice, Chuck, but I'm not exactly the model of restraint.

Wolverine

Alright, I'll try to sweet talk the kid into not smacking down creeps and thugs who deserve it. But you'll be lucky if I don't end up joining him myself.

Wolverine

Everything you've ever learned about yourselves - your strengths, and your limits...it all comes down to this very moment. We're the world's last, best hope to stop this madman.

Wolverine

I came back 'cause I thought I smelled trouble brewing. [glances at Toad] Of course, it could've just been stink-boy there...

I wish it was. Welcome home, old friend. We've missed you.

One shall fall by the other's hand. It's our destiny, and we can't change it.

Wolverine

I didn't know you went for that philosophy mumbo-jumbo!

Cyclops

[to Sabretooth] Hey, hairball! I got your destiny right here!

Nightcrawler

Heh! We showed him. We are the X-Men!

Wolverine

I don't fight your battles. So don't fight mine. [storms off]

Nightcrawler

[to Cyclops] Ahh, he loves us.

Cyclops

Oh yeah, big time.

Wolverine

Hey, when I give a demo, I give a demo.

Cyclops

A demo, as in "demolish", or "demonstration"?

Wolverine

The vents were easily breached; gonna have to fix that. Maybe electrifiers, or poison gas sprayers.

Storm

Wolverine...

Wolverine

Alright, alright...knockout gas, then.

Nightcrawler

Relax, Kitty; you'll be fine. (he teleports next to her; she gasps) We're right beside you. (he teleports agains on the opposite side of her) Popcorn? (Shadowcat screams) Oops. Heh heh, sorry. Next time I'll honk before I 'port.

Shadowcat

Whatever. Look, guys, it's getting late. If it's no biggie, I'm gonna, like, drop out. (she phases through the floor)

Nightcrawler

Ah. She's fully not into the fuzzy dude. Not that I blame her.

Nightcrawler

Was? Got a scent?

Wolverine

Yeah... I smell fear.

Wolverine

(to Kurt, about Kitty) ... and keep an eye on the half-pint here.

Shadowcat

Hey!

Wolverine, it's Nightcrawler. The Rogue has his mind and his abilities.

Wolverine

This is my fault. I should never have left the little squirrel in charge!

Nightcrawler

Sorry. I didn't want to interupt you. [teleports back in his chair]

Wolverine

That's better. Now mind your manners. [passes the pancakes to Nightcrawler]