Vince quotes from WWF Superstars of Wrestling

...and then from there, next week, for the Tag Team Championship, the #1 contenders, the Nasty Boys meeting the champions, the Natural Disasters.

Well you know I gotta say something though McMahon is that I talk to Koko (B. Ware) and Koko defintiely says I can call him Buckwheat.

I beg your Pardon

Yeah he says I can call him Buckwheat I can refer to him when he wrestlers.

I don't think so.

Wait a minute, the Islanders are in the ring. They're going to work on Him, Haku and Tama hammering away on Rick Martel.

Right where Martel needs a partner, he ain't got one.

Martel getting whipped from post to post. Setting up look at that manuever. Haku and Tama of the Islanders.

Beautiful teaming right there, beautiful.

That's Tito Santana

What is this?

Santana hammering away on the Islanders.

This is disrespectful, I've never seen so despicable since when Bruno (Sammartino) attacked The Macho Man (Randy Savage).

Ladies and gentlemen, indeed for weeks, the suspense has been building. As we've heard from Ted Dibiase time and time again, he says everyone has a price. Recently, he says that everyone includes the World Wrestling Federation Heayvweight Champion Hulk Hogan. Right now, let us end all of our speculations. Please welcome the World Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Champion, Hulk Hogan!!

The Hulkster on his way to deliver the message. And I know Jesse, your ears are very keenly awaiting the results.

He's nodding yes already!

Champ, your comments please.

Well you know, thinking about money 24 hours a day can make you a little goofy you know. I thought about how it would turn my life around if I had all the money I wanted, it would change me completely. I could have a new car in every garage. I could take care of my family the way I want it to. Accepting the offer from the Millon Dollar Man? Oh yeah, it would make this possible. I could do all that and more. New cars, family would be set up. I'd never have to fight for anything again. Accepting the offer from the Million Dollar Man would also change a few other things. All those little teeny Hulksters that would physically aren't as capable as me, I would help them out. All those little teeny Hulksters that mentally aren't right on the money, we could help them out. But oh yeah man. Accepting the mega offer from the Multi-Million Dollar Man would change my life completely. [removes the title from his waist] Thinking about that, thinking about all the little Hulksters, thinking about all the money we could have, how easy it would be. On behalf of all the little Hulksters and myself, I'm going to have to tell the Million Dollar Man.........HELL NOOOOOOOOO!!! Ted Dibiase, if you want to try to have the World Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Title, come and try and get it!!

All right, what about it, Jesse Ventura? Hulk Hogan does not have his price for the Millon Dollar Man!

I tell you what I think about this, he's a fool! I think he made a total mistake. The man could've retired, did it honorably, been a multi-millionaire, and lived happily ever after. I think he's a fool and he made the wrong choice.

Thank you! You know, in order to love, you must have a big brain. And speaking of brains, my guest this week is the biggest brain of the World Wrestling Federation. Please welcome my dear close personal friend, Brother Brain Bobby Heenan.

These two guys were made for each other.

Why do you say that?

Welcome, Brother Brain.

Thank you very very much. You know, I am just full of love. It's just bubbling out of me right now because you see, there's been some changes in the Bobby Heenan family. I'm going to increase the size of the Bobby Heenan family. What I'm going to do in the weeks and months to come is add new members. New members and do the most I can to spread love. And at this particular point in time, I am going to bring up a gentleman. Now this gentleman is the newest member of the Bobby Heenan family. Now, he's limited when it comes to wrestling, he's limited when it comes to size, he's limited when it comes to a won and loss record, but I'm going to make this man the next big superstar in the world of professional wrestling. And if the gentleman can come out right now, his name is Mr. Terry Taylor.

Thank you Brother Love, it's a pleasure to be here.

Now as you can see, the man is limited when it comes to size.

I'm not too small. I'm alright. About the right size.

But you're not big like Andre the Giant.

Nope, it's true. It's true.

And he's limited when it comes to being muscular.

I'm pretty muscular at 240 pounds.

But you're not cut up, you're not that strong like Ravishing Rick Rude.

That's true.

And you don't possess the ability of martial arts like the great King Haku.

That's true, but I'm a pretty good wrestler on my own.

But you're going to become better, and I don't know how much pain you can endure, what your threshold is, which is limited. I mean, your won and loss record isn't that great.

Well, I haven't lost 'em all!

But you haven't won 'em all.

That's true Brain, that's true.

And I am going to take you to the top of this great sport of professional wrestling. Because you see, as limited as you are, by not being that muscular, by not having a great great gift at this sport of wrestling. There is one thing though. One thing, one added factor, one ingredient that will make you a superstar, that will make you a great star and that is me! Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. So I suggest you follow me young man, follow me to stardom!

Now just how much love can one man have? Look at Brother Brain continuing to spread love! I loooove you! I looove you!

Will this guy ever stop smiling?

He's a happy guy.

And you say he's sincere. We'll be right back.

Behold this humble entourage. Their heads are bowed in reverence at the very slightest whisper of one name.

Macho King!

And Queen Sherri.

[as Mr. Perfect puts a royal robe on Savage] Look at this. Look at that robe.

And it says "King" on the back.

Wonder if the King's gonna share a few words with us.

Wait a minute. The Million Dollar Man has a gift. A gift worthy only of a king. So to you, the newly crowned Macho King Randy Savage, I give you this gift a king should never be without. This golden scepter. Solid golden scepter.

My, my, my, what do we have here?!

What we have here, Brother Love, is another shining example of what I've said time after time after time. There's nothing in this world that the Million Dollar Man's money cannot buy. Everything I want, I get; everything I pay for is delivered to me; and a long time ago, I bought and paid for the most beautiful championship belt ever created. $1 million worth of the purest gold and diamonds that you've ever laid eyes on. And you, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, you have the gall to stick your slithering, slimy hands on my belt, on my property, and stole something that didn't belong to you. And what do you do, Brother Love, when you're dealing with a thief? You go get the police! [Boss Man laughs...] And I went out and I bought [...then stops] the best police protection that money can buy. That's right, and I'd like to thank you, Slick, right here publicly for a job well done. You were very well paid, and the services were rendered; [to Boss Man] and you were very well paid, now it's time to deliver.

Wait a minute. What's this about money? What's this about a payoff?

Wait a minute, brotha! I wouldn't call it a payoff. Let's just say Mr. DiBiase has given us a small token of his esteem. Let's just say a little donation.

"Donation"?! It doesn't sound like a donation to me! You told me I was gonna go out and retrieve stolen property; you didn't say nothin' about no payoff!

Wait a minute! What's going on here, Slick? Let me tell you something. I bought and paid for your services, now it's time to deliver. Boss Man, you have been paid, now it's time to deliver the goods! So stick your hand in the bag and pull out my belt and give it to me!

Well, wait a minute, you fat-faced punk! Nobody tells the Big Boss Man what to do!

Let me tell you something, Boss Man. It's not the money, because any man with any brains would not refuse the kind of money I'm giving you. What it is is you're just plain scared. You're just afraid to stick your hand in that bag and get my belt. So if you're scared, just say you're scared.

Look in my eyes, boy! Do I look like a man that's scared of anything?! Well, let me tell you something. I'm not scared of any beast, man or life, and I especially ain't scared of you! I'll tell you what, boy. I'm gonna show you what "scared" is; I'm gonna show what afraid.

What's he doing? He's going into the bag! Big Boss Man is going in the bag. He has the Million Dollar Belt

This is what your money bought and paid for. Well, if you want it, you're gonna have to get it the old-fashioned way—you're gonna have to earn it!

What?! Slick, what's he doing?!

I may be a lot of things, boy, but I can't be bought, and I sure ain't no thief!

Right now, I would like to introduce to everybody my former manager.

Did you say, "former"?

Yes, I said, "former." A man who has taken me to great heights in the World Wrestling Federation; a man who has taken me to the Intercontinental Championship belt; and with my urging, as a broadcast journalist, will be just as successful, [entering the Parlor...] Bobby "The Brain" Heenan.

Oh, my goodness.

What is going on here, folks?

Thank you, Mr. Perfect. You know, as I enter the field of broadcast journalism, with the likes of Walter Cronkite, Edward R. Murrow, Peter Arnett, I, no doubt, will far, far surpass anything those typewriter pushers could have ever achieved. Why? Simple. 'Cause they are not perfect.

And now, I give you the man that will be by my side. Coach.

[as Coach enters the Parlor, blowing a whistle] Coach? What is... what is this? I can't believe this.

Do you think Ditka could coach? Do you think Lombardi could coach? Do you think the Bear could coach? These guys were peanuts! They were all peanuts! They're on the bottom of the totem pole! Did you know that the New York Giants wanted me to coach, to coach their team? But who wants to coach just a mere football team, when I can coach Mr. Perfect, the Intercontinental Champion.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Intercontinental Champion, Mr. Perfect!

Last Monday night in Saskatoon, the Hitman Bret Hart becomes the reigning World Wrestling Federation Champion!

Saskatoon! Who ever heard of Saskatoon?! I never heard of Saskatoon! Have you ever heard of Saskatoon?! No! Ric Flair has a title match in Saskatoon. I advised him, "don't take a title match in Saskatoon." He turns around, he signs for it anyway. And prior to the match, Ric Flair—and I'm the only one who knows this, I'm honestly telling you—Ric Flair was sick as a dog! He could barely pick himself off the bench and walk to the ring! I said, "Slick Ric, don't go to the ring in Saskatoon"! He goes to the ring anyway, the rest is history! Bret "The Hitman" Hart becomes the World Wrestling Federation Champion, which only proves...what are you laughing about, McMahon? I'm ready to take you out, or anybody else! This is serious business! I'm the executive consultant to Ric Flair! The point is, on any given night, any great superstar can defeat another great superstar! Well, Bret "The Hitman" Hart, you had yours, and next time Ric Flair steps into the ring with you, my friend, Ric Flair will once again become the World Wrestling Federation Champion!

No! Uh-uh, Natural Disasters! You're not gonna be putting your World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championship belts up against the Nasty Boys right here next week. You're gonna be putting them up against Money Inc., baby! That's right! Money Inc., right here next week!

Oh my goodness, Jimmy Hart with the news! The Nasty Boys won't be happy with this one. Nonetheless, we will have our scheduled Tag Team Championship match-up!