Behold this humble entourage. Their heads are bowed in reverence at the very slightest whisper of one name.
Exalting in his splendor, which is altogether fitting of the people and the land from whence he came.
False monarchies are commonplace as kingdoms rise and fall. But I, the Genius, full of glory and reknown,
Say the Macho Man is everything that everybody, everywhere would ever, ever want to wear a crown.
I say this king deserves a queen beside him on the throne, and Sherri is the fairest in the land.
Nobody else is worthy of this monumental honor and regal splendor of his royal hand.
We witnessed the dethroning of one Jim "The Hacksaw" Duggan, whose crown and throne are in a state of ravage.
I now remove my mortarboard and place it near my heart, and thus proclaim you Macho King Randy Savage.
Macho King!
And Queen Sherri.
[as Mr. Perfect puts a royal robe on Savage] Look at this. Look at that robe.
And it says "King" on the back.
Wonder if the King's gonna share a few words with us.
Wait a minute. The Million Dollar Man has a gift. A gift worthy only of a king. So to you, the newly crowned Macho King Randy Savage, I give you this gift a king should never be without. This golden scepter. Solid golden scepter.
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