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WWF Superstars of Wrestling · Season 1, Episode 15

Brother Love, Vince and others in “Unfinished Business”

[The Brother Love Show]

Brother Love

Thank you! You know, in order to love, you must have a big brain. And speaking of brains, my guest this week is the biggest brain of the World Wrestling Federation. Please welcome my dear close personal friend, Brother Brain Bobby Heenan.

Vince

These two guys were made for each other.

Jesse

Why do you say that?

Brother Love

Welcome, Brother Brain.

Bobby

Thank you very very much. You know, I am just full of love. It's just bubbling out of me right now because you see, there's been some changes in the Bobby Heenan family. I'm going to increase the size of the Bobby Heenan family. What I'm going to do in the weeks and months to come is add new members. New members and do the most I can to spread love. And at this particular point in time, I am going to bring up a gentleman. Now this gentleman is the newest member of the Bobby Heenan family. Now, he's limited when it comes to wrestling, he's limited when it comes to size, he's limited when it comes to a won and loss record, but I'm going to make this man the next big superstar in the world of professional wrestling. And if the gentleman can come out right now, his name is Mr. Terry Taylor.

[Taylor comes out to shake the hands of Heenan and Brother Love]

Terry Taylor

Thank you Brother Love, it's a pleasure to be here.

Bobby

Now as you can see, the man is limited when it comes to size.

Terry Taylor

I'm not too small. I'm alright. About the right size.

Bobby

But you're not big like Andre the Giant.

Terry Taylor

Nope, it's true. It's true.

Bobby

And he's limited when it comes to being muscular.

Terry Taylor

I'm pretty muscular at 240 pounds.

Bobby

But you're not cut up, you're not that strong like Ravishing Rick Rude.

Terry Taylor

That's true.

Bobby

And you don't possess the ability of martial arts like the great King Haku.

Terry Taylor

That's true, but I'm a pretty good wrestler on my own.

Bobby

But you're going to become better, and I don't know how much pain you can endure, what your threshold is, which is limited. I mean, your won and loss record isn't that great.

Terry Taylor

Well, I haven't lost 'em all!

Bobby

But you haven't won 'em all.

Terry Taylor

That's true Brain, that's true.

Bobby

And I am going to take you to the top of this great sport of professional wrestling. Because you see, as limited as you are, by not being that muscular, by not having a great great gift at this sport of wrestling. There is one thing though. One thing, one added factor, one ingredient that will make you a superstar, that will make you a great star and that is me! Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. So I suggest you follow me young man, follow me to stardom!

Brother Love

Now just how much love can one man have? Look at Brother Brain continuing to spread love! I loooove you! I looove you!

Vince

Will this guy ever stop smiling?

Jesse

He's a happy guy.

Vince

And you say he's sincere. We'll be right back.

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