Mr. Perfect, Paul Bearer and others in “Unfinished Business”

Right now, I would like to introduce to everybody my former manager.

Did you say, "former"?

Yes, I said, "former." A man who has taken me to great heights in the World Wrestling Federation; a man who has taken me to the Intercontinental Championship belt; and with my urging, as a broadcast journalist, will be just as successful, [entering the Parlor...] Bobby "The Brain" Heenan.

Oh, my goodness.

What is going on here, folks?

Thank you, Mr. Perfect. You know, as I enter the field of broadcast journalism, with the likes of Walter Cronkite, Edward R. Murrow, Peter Arnett, I, no doubt, will far, far surpass anything those typewriter pushers could have ever achieved. Why? Simple. 'Cause they are not perfect.

And now, I give you the man that will be by my side. Coach.

[as Coach enters the Parlor, blowing a whistle] Coach? What is... what is this? I can't believe this.

Do you think Ditka could coach? Do you think Lombardi could coach? Do you think the Bear could coach? These guys were peanuts! They were all peanuts! They're on the bottom of the totem pole! Did you know that the New York Giants wanted me to coach, to coach their team? But who wants to coach just a mere football team, when I can coach Mr. Perfect, the Intercontinental Champion.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Intercontinental Champion, Mr. Perfect!