Corey Graves quotes from WWE SmackDown!

Corey Graves

I'll let you in on a little holiday mythology, KP: every time a table breaks, an angel gets its wings. I didn't just make that up, either.

[as Bianca Belair slams a gift box onto Iyo Sky's head] What's in this present?

Corey

Nothing. Ask Justin Timberlake.

Michael Cole

[as Michin hits a senton bomb on Iyo Sky] Senton through the table!

Corey

Hallelujah! Holy crap! Where's the Tylenol?

Paul Heyman

Solo, I love you...

Solo Sikoa

I love you, too.

Heyman

[anguished] ...and I acknowledge... [readies ula fala garland] that you are NOT MY TRIBAL CHIEF!!! [throws away ula fala and mic, and gets slammed by a furious Solo's Samoan Spike]

Corey Graves

Oh, my God! Samoan Spike to the wise man!

Wade Barrett

The biggest mistake of Heyman's life, and it might be his last.

Solo

[as Paul is on the mat] I loved you! You hear me?! I loved you! I tried! I tried! You understand me?! I loved you! I tried! Jacob, get him up there!!