Brother Love quotes from WrestleMania

Ladies and gentleman, as a very special attraction of WrestleMania V, it is now time for Piper's Pit!

Oh, I'm gonna like this.

Without any further ado, let me introduce to you a man who needs no introduction. A man who hosts his very own talk show named after him. A man who thru thick and thin has never backed down from anyone. A man who pulls no punches and does things his way. A man who when you say 'Rowdy', there's only one....Ladies and gentlemen...

Oh there's the bagpipes.

Well, it's been a long time since we've seen the Rowdy one Gorilla.

I can't wait to get a look at him. {The curtain rises, but instead of Rowdy Roddy Piper, Brother Love appears. Wait a minute!

Ha ha!

That's not Piper.

That's Brother Love.

What's he doing with a kilt on? Come on.

Boy Gorilla, did you get taken for a ride on that one?

What is this, some kind of a joke or what?

Fooled you. Fooled Howard Finkel. Fooled everybody.

Take a look at those legs. Are we saying at this particular time that the Rowdy one is not gonna make an appearance?

I don't know. But he got scared of Brother Love.

I doubt that very much.

Well, where would Brother Love get that kilt from?

The same place he gets all those rings from.

Piper may be laying in the back beaten up by Brother Love.

Highly unlikely.

And on top of that, with no pants.

Aw please.

Or I should say no skirt.

I'm sure we'll find out very shortly what's going on obviously a change in the order of events as to who is supposed to come out first.

Apparently, it's no longer gonna be a pit. It's gonna be the Brother Love Show.

I...love...you...

He's talking to you Gorilla.

Yeah, well the feeling isn't mutual.

And welcome to the Brother Love show. And as my special guest, I have a very special guest. His name is Brother Rodney....Piper. [Brother Love sits down on one of the stools and continues] Brother Rodney, welcome to the Brother Love show. [Brother Love takes off his glasses, gets up and sits in the stool seated right next to him.]

He's not playing with a full deck.

Look.

[impersonating Rowdy Roddy Piper] Oh gosh Brother Love. You know, I gotta tell ya, it's a pleasure to be on your show. I watch ya every single week. Your on TV. Ya know, I love your show. I love it when ya say I love you just as much as you say you love me. I love it. I'm in awe.

Hey, not bad.

You know, brother Morton, I love you. But you see, that doesn't mean that I like you.

Let me tell you, Brother Love—any guy who wears a skirt, I don't want to love me.

Well, tell me, Brother Morton, how does feel to be here on The Brother Love Show? You see, I'm running the show here.

You ain't running nothing, fat boy, with a belly like that.

You know, Brother Love, with them cute little knees like that, your hair all breezed back, that cute little flower there, and that tie, the only thing that bothers me is that your face is red, and I don't know if that's high blood pressure, or you're just scared to death of me.

You can't scare me.

Well so far, we know he's a liar.

Is there anything about you at all that may be from Scotland?

I'm a little bit Scotch.

If you're a little bit Scotch, then— Scotch, did you say?

Yeah, Scotch.

Scotch is what a Scotsman drinks. Now if you are any part of you a Scotsman, then...under that skirt there...

This is a kilt.

No, no, this here's a kilt; that's a dress, baby.

That looks more like a dress.

I'll bite your face off if you do that. Tell me. If you are a real Scotsman, then you don't got nothin' under that kilt there, do you? Huh? No, I mean it! If you are a real Scotsman, there ain't a lick of thing under there. Excuse me, I should rephrase that. I don't mean he hasn't got anything under the kilt, I should say you're not wearing anything. We all know you ain't got nothin' under there!