[as Jeff Hardy sets up a ladder in the ring and Matt Hardy lays Edge, who was dropped to the outside by Randy Orton, horizontally onto another ladder between the ring and the barricade]
Jeff Hardy with a golden opportunity. Can Jeff Hardy capitalize?
JLJohn "Bradshaw" Layfield
A world title is at stake here.
Whoa, wait a minute. Wait, whoa-
JJBL
What the hell's he doing?
JBL [as Jeff begins to climb the ladder in the ring, nowhere near the briefcase]: Win the damn match, Jeff! What the hell's wrong with you, kid?!
Yeah, Matt put Edge on that ladder and Matt's telling-
JBL [as Matt is signaling to Jeff to take Edge out] What's wrong with you, you lunatic?! Win the damn match!!
JJBL
You've got a shot at the world championship, Jeff! Damn him to hell! No, come on!
Jerry [as Jeff reaches the top of the ladder]: No way.
Jeff Hardy said he was gonna steal WrestleMania!
Michael [as Jeff leaps from the top of the ladder]: You gotta be kidding me!
[Jeff hits a diving leg drop on Edge, snapping the horizontal ladder and taking both men out]
Good lord! The ladder broke in half!
Jim [as a shocked Matt and the referee check on both men]: Edge may be broken in half! Jeff Hardy may have taken *himself* out of WrestleMania, in contention to win this Money in the Bank ladder match!
[after Mysterio defeated JBL in 21 seconds] I don't understand that. JBL promised something historic here tonight.
Well, it was something historic.
Mysterio wins the Intercontinental Title for the very first time.
And now JBL just might understand how the brave Texans felt at the Alamo. It was a bad day at the office.
Mysterio ensured the joke was on JBL here tonight. What a WrestleMania moment.
[JBL grabs the microphone and gets up, not sure now of what to say]
JJBL
I've got something to say. [The crowd's boos get louder]
I can't wait to hear this excuse. Camera flash got in his eyes, maybe?
This has got to be embarrassing.
JJBL
I...I...I... I QUIT!!! [crowd cheers]
What?...What did he just say?
[JBL drops the mic, still looking a bit confused]
What? I don't believe - I don't know if JBL even believes what he just said!
Has any...has anybody ever...just quit, at WrestleMania?
Jerry [as JBL exits the ring]: There's still time to reconsider!
Are we seeing JBL leave the ring, conclusively, for the last time?
[JBL starts walking back up the ramp]
JBL [pointing to the crowd]: You're gonna miss JBL! You are gonna MISS JBL!!
I think he's not gonna - he's not gonna reconsider; if that's the case, he - he HAS made history here tonight, but certainly not the kind that we expected!
Not that he expected, either!
JBL [still shouting to the crowd]: ...I promise you, you will regret this!!
JJBL
MetLife just exploded!
The winner of this match: The Undertaker!
Year after year after year, opponent after opponent after opponent, the will and the perseverance for the most incredible performer in WrestleMania history! The Undertaker is now 21-0 at WrestleMania!
JJBL
It's the holy grail of winning streaks, Michael! The greatest streak alive!
JLJohn "Bradshaw" Layfield
Look at this, that is insulting, Daniel Bryan sticking his hand out like that, mocking Triple H. What a disrespectful move.
JBL, how short is your memory? Have you drinking milk from forgetful cows? Milk of amnesia? Let me tell you something. You realize the last time Daniel Bryan stuck his hand out, Triple H put handcuffs on him.
JJBL
He should've, he broke the law.
Kofi Kingston [by Cesaro] ...lobbed over the top rope and he's out. [The referees notice that Kofi's feet are still on the steps] Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa!
JJBL
You gotta be kidding me!
His feet didn't hit the floor.
Kofi's feet did not hit the floor. [Kofi scoots onto the steps and re-enters the ring] That is incredible! That is incredible!
JJBL
I love this young guy!
Uppercut by Cesaro again. [Cesaro picks up the Big Show] LOOK AT THE POWER!
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! [Cesaro dumps the Big Show out of the ring, winning the match] CESARO WINS THE BATTLE ROYAL!
The winner of the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal: Cesaro!
Cesaro has his WrestleMania Moment.
John, would a victory tonight for Brock Lesnar be the greatest conquer of his career?
JJBL
Absolutely. 3-time WWE Champion; IWGP Champion; his third UFC fight, he won the Heavyweight Championship; in his fourth UFC fight, UFC 100, he unified the Heavyweight Championship, National Champion 2000; 2008 Sports Illustrated Newcomer of the Year; all of that pales in comparison if Brock Lesnar ends the Streak tonight.
You know what else would be worse than awful if Brock Lesnar ends the Streak? It would probably submit that walrus Paul Heyman's legacy as possibly the greatest strategist, possibly the best manager ever.
JJBL
I disagree. Right now, he is arguably the greatest manager. I say you take off any of those caveats, he becomes the greatest manager of all time if he leads the Beast Incarnate, Brock Lesnar, to victory tonight.
That's what I was saying. The big word is "if".
[Brock Lesnar has kicked out of the Tombstone Piledriver]
Undertaker signals it's over.
JJBL
Maybe he's not human.
[Undertaker picks up Lesnar for another Tombstone]
Again...[Lesnar falls back onto his feet and picks up Undertaker] Brock Lesnar countered. Brock Lesnar countered! Lesnar countered! He's got Undertaker over his shoulders again!
Going for a triple! [Lesnar hits the F-5] A third F-5 on the Undertaker! Brock Lesnar into the cover! Hooks the leg! [Chad Patton counts to three] The Streak is over.
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT! [With the arena in shock, Heyman rushes to Lesnar] You did it! You did it! You did it! You beat him, Brock! You conquered the Streak! Brock, you did it! You did it!
[a little bit shocked, just like everyone else in the arena or stadium] Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match: Brock Lesnar.
[Lesnar and Heyman leave the ring]
JJBL
So are 75,000 people here.
JJBL
I was hoping I wouldn't see it.
I honestly thought I'd never see it.
JJBL
I guess fairytales do end.
Brock Lesnar just cemented his legacy as one of the greatest performers in WWE history.
Guys, you still gotta admit, the man who has cemented his legacy is the Undertaker. The longest-running streak, 21 straight victories at WrestleMania. That will never, never ever be duplicated.
JJBL
The king of the jungle is now Brock Lesnar, and the greatest manager of all time is Paul Heyman.
Heyman vowed that he and Brock Lesnar would end the Streak. They did.
Daniel Bryan...knee to Batista! Knee to Batista! Knee to Batista! [Daniel cinches the YES! Lock on Batista] Come on, Bryan! Come on, Bryan! YES! Lock! Come on, Daniel! Come on, Daniel!
Tap out Batista! Tap out Batista!
Batista's gonna tap! Batista's gonna tap! [Batista taps out]
HE DID IT! HE DID IT! DANIEL BRYAN DID IT!
JJBL
You gotta be kidding me!
THE MIRACLE KID! THE MIRACLE KID! A MIRACLE ON BOURBON STREET!
The winner of this match as a result of a submission...and NEW WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Daniel Bryan!
The impossible dream has become reality! Did anyone expect this?
Absolutely not! They hoped for it!
JJBL
Daniel Bryan has overcome the Authority.
There's your new face of WWE! Daniel Bryan has done it!
[continues to chant as pyrotechnics explode on the stage] YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
April 6, 2014—the night Daniel Bryan's arrived!
[as Roman Reigns bounces off the ropes] Oh, look out. Look out here. M-momentum... momentum -
[Reigns Spears the Undertaker] OH MAN!
JLJohn "Bradshaw" Layfield
OH GOD!
And a huge Spear [Reigns covers the Undertaker] into the heart of the Undertaker, [the referee counts three] and Roman Reigns has defeated the Undertaker at WrestleMania with a thunderous Spear!
JJoJo
Here is your winner: Roman Reigns!
My God, what a physical matchup!
I believe, the greatest win of Roman Reigns's career.
JJBL
It is the greatest win of Roman Reigns's career 20 years from now, 100 years from now! He just defeated the Undertaker, who... the Undertaker emptied everything in his arsenal; maybe everything in his soul.