Michael Cole quotes from WrestleMania

Tombstone! The Tombstone on the Big Boss Man and the Undertaker is victorious!

11-0 for the Undertaker!

[about the Undertaker/Randy Orton match] It is the Legend vs. the Legend Killer on the grand stage of WrestleMania!

The Undertaker’s legacy continues on! 14-0 at WrestleMania!

[about Undertaker] You’re looking at the most incredible performer in WrestleMania history. The only question now is: Is Brock Lesnar intimidated?

For the 14th time in his career, The Undertaker enters (or steps) inside (or into) HIS yard. Hell in a Cell.

What an honor this is…to witness one of the greatest, maybe, the greatest of all time. The headline inductee into the WWE Hall of Fame: The Undertaker. Man, what a sight.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute! No!

What?!

No! Pedigree! Triple H has turned his back on X-Pac! Triple H is putting on Shane!

What?!

Shane McMahon has retained the title! No! What the hell is going on?

I don't know.

The winner of this bout and still World Wrestling Federation European Champion, Shane McMahon!

Eddie's been dragged to the center of the ring.

This is it, the ankle lock is on for a fourth time in this match.

Will the Champion tap out?

Just tap out, Eddie!

Wait a minute! The boot went flying?

The boot came off.

Look at this! Small package!

[Nick Patrick counts, not seeing Eddie hook the rope with his feet] One...two... [Patrick counts three] NO!

EDDIE WINS! EDDIE WINS! EDDIE WINS! EDDIE WINS!

Because he cheated!

Here is your winner, and STILL WWE Champion: Eddie Guerrero!

[over Chimel's announcement] OH MY GOD!

What the hell?! Guerrero cheated, I'm tellin' ya!

What the hell's wrong with that?! He lies, he cheats, he steals! That's who Eddie Guerrero is!

Kurt Angle's irate! He's hanging onto the boot! Did the boot come off?

Wait a minute. There's nothing wrong with Eddie's ankle! He outsmarted Kurt Angle, did Eddie! Eddie Guerrero loosened the boot, knowing Kurt Angle would go for the ankle lock again. Eddie Guerrero outsmarted Kurt Angle!

Springboard! Whoa! My God!

Springboard, into a cover!

[counting along with Charles Robinson] ONE, TWO, THREE!

HE GOT HIM! HE GOT HIM! HE GOT HIM! OH MY! MYSTERIO WINS THE TITLE!

Here is your winner, and the NEW World Heavyweight Champion, Rey Mysterio!

Ladies and gentlemen, dreams do come true!

It's WrestleMania, Cole. You're damn skippy dreams come true! Rey Mysterio's the new champ!

At 15 years old, Rey Mysterio began wrestling in a small church in Mexico. 16 years later, his journey culminates, winning the Championship on the grandest stage of all, WrestleMania!

Oh, my God! What a match we've witnessed, Cole! I'll tell you what, major big ups to Kurt Angle and Randy Orton, and congratulations to that man, right there, Rey Mysterio... And you know the late, great Eddie Guerrero, Cole, is looking down upon Rey, and he's so proud of his "amigo", man. God, I'm so happy for Rey, man!

Rey Mysterio showing tonight, ladies and gentlemen, that if you dream hard enough, and if you work hard enough, and if you bust your ass night in and night out, dreams will indeed come true. Rey Mysterio is the World Heavyweight Champion!

Jeff Hardy with a golden opportunity. Can Jeff Hardy capitalize?

A world title is at stake here.

Whoa, wait a minute. Wait, whoa-

What the hell's he doing?

Matt Hardy...

Yeah, Matt put Edge on that ladder and Matt's telling-

Oh, my lord!

Grab the briefcase!

You've got a shot at the world championship, Jeff! Damn him to hell! No, come on!

Get the ladder, Jeff!

No, no...

Jeff Hardy said he was gonna steal WrestleMania!

Oh, God almighty!

Oh my God!

Good lord! The ladder broke in half!

They're history!

We have a new World Champion, Michael, and the Streak is intact!

16-0 at WrestleMania! The Undertaker's legend grows! The Deadman has risen! The immortal Undertaker's fabled streak continues at WrestleMania!

[after Mysterio defeated JBL in 21 seconds] I don't understand that. JBL promised something historic here tonight.

Well, it was something historic.

What?

Mysterio wins the Intercontinental Title for the very first time.

No, that can't be it.

And now JBL just might understand how the brave Texans felt at the Alamo. It was a bad day at the office.

Mysterio ensured the joke was on JBL here tonight. What a WrestleMania moment.

I'm in shock.

So's JBL.

I've got something to say. [The crowd's boos get louder]

I can't wait to hear this excuse. Camera flash got in his eyes, maybe?

Open-mouth disease?

This has got to be embarrassing.

I...I...I... I QUIT!!! [crowd cheers]

What?...What did he just say?

He said he quit!

What? I don't believe - I don't know if JBL even believes what he just said!

Has any...has anybody ever...just quit, at WrestleMania?

That I know of!

Pretty historic.

Are we seeing JBL leave the ring, conclusively, for the last time?

I think he's not gonna - he's not gonna reconsider; if that's the case, he - he HAS made history here tonight, but certainly not the kind that we expected!

Not that he expected, either!

Indeed, sometimes it's hell getting to Heaven.

I feel like we've just seen heaven. What a match.

The referee is reinforcing the rules. He reminded Triple H that if he is disqualified or counted out, he loses the Championship.

Which means Randy Orton is the new WWE Champion, bottom line.

Will it be Orton’s law or Triple H’s game for the WWE Championship?

Is Triple H really the cure for Randy Orton’s disease?

Triple H has said that cowardice is Randy Orton's disease.