Jerry Lawler quotes from WrestleMania

Was that Little Richard singing or was his underwear too tight?

I heard Mabel was baptized at Sea World.

You have to pin Mo because Mabel is so fat, you try to cover him and your ears pop.

Would you walk under a ladder, McMahon? Would you break a mirror? Well, with your face you might break a mirror...

A Boston Crab on a New York Giant. I love it!

Bret Hart can twist Stone Cold's leg until it looks like the Chicago White Sox' Robin Ventura. It can be turned around backwards, and Stone Cold is still not gonna give up.

The Undertaker has moved up! He’s 10-0! 10-0!!

One thing's for sure - we're gonna have ourselves a bald billionaire.

Twenty-five Divas... you know... I guess there are more important things in the world than Divas, but ... what are they?

The problem here is Edge and Cena are down and the Big Show is angry.

[at Randy Orton's entrance] You know somehow, evil shouldn’t look that good. I mean this guy looks like he is chiseled out of stone and ready to do some serious damage.

Undertaker will absolutely do anything to keep that streak alive, but J.R., you and I both know...nothing lasts forever.

Wrestling the Shield's like being married to Larry King—you know it's gonna be painful, but it's not gonna last long.

Oh no! Did you see that?

No I was looking at the president.

Did you see what he just did?

That's bad luck!

Well, you can bet he did it for a reason-

Yeah! He's stupid!