Jim Ross quotes from WrestleMania

We said earlier there'd be no finesse. Hell, there's more finesse in Muskogee on Saturday night on payday weekend.

[Kane has just Tombstoned Pete Rose] No! No! That’s Pete Rose! Pete Rose just got Tombstoned! Pete Rose just got Tombstoned, and this crowd in Boston LOVED it!!

[on the match between Undertaker and his brother, Kane] Who will Rest In Peace?

[after seeing Mike Tyson knock out Shawn Michaels with a right hand] OH A RIGHT HAND! TYSON! TYSON! TYSON! RIGHT HAND! DOWN GOES MICHAELS!

The Deadman and Paul Bearer live!

[As Mr. McMahon head is being shaved by Donald Trump and Bobby Lashley] And King, one of the mys— The great mysteries of life has just been discovered: It was Mr. McMahon's real hair all along. And he just lost it.

[on Punk winning Money in the Bank for the second time.] CM Punk has done it two years in a row.

[about Undertaker slapping his leg] It wasn't for good luck, it was for circulation.

[after Shawn Michaels kicks out of Undertaker's Tombstone] I just had an out of body experience!!! [the camera focuses on Undertaker's disbelief] The Undertaker's eyes tell a greater story than we could ever.

And somehow, some way, the Streak lives!

A standing ovation from 78,363, and a moment that will live in infamy in WWE, an image that we can never replicate, an image that we'll all remember forever.

CAESAR'S PALACE! LAS VEGAS, NEVADA! SITE OF WRESTLEMANIA IX! HERE IS YOUR HOST, GORILLA MONSOON!

Welcome to Caesar's Palace! Welcome to WrestleMania IX and the largest toga party in the world! First time ever for me to have on a toga! I could get used to this! They'll be a lot of first here at WrestleMania IX! And here's one of them! Latest addition to the WWF Broadcast Team: Jim Ross!

Thanks very much, Gorilla Monsoon! Indeed it will be a day of first, ladies and gentlemen! My very first WrestleMania! First time that yours truly, from the great state of Oklahoma, has ever been in a toga myself! This is quite an impressive outfit! And I, too, could really get used to this! What do you think of these gold shoes? How would those play in Tulsa? What a day— My first day to meet a Centurion! [knocks on a Centurion's armor] And this guy is in great shape! Just a smile! But folks, we're gonna have a great time! Over 16,000 fans and a worldwide television audience— What a day it's going to be! Two tremendous main events you're going to see: Bret "The Hitman" Hart defend the championship against the 505 pound Yokozuna! And indeed, Hulkamania will run wild when Hulk Hogan and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, The Mega Maniacs, challenge Money Incorporated for the Tag Team Championship. It is, indeed, the world's largest toga party! What a day we're gonna have! But right now, ladies and gentlemen, let's go up— You know him as Howard Finkel, but today...he's Finkus Maximus!

I've never seen anybody thrown over the top rope like that and then waffled from behind by Afa's stick.

You forgot to mention that one of The Headshrinkers pulled down that top rope to help the situation out a little bit.

I didn't see it.

I know you didn't, but I don't expect you to see it.

Excuse me! You've got on sunglasses and a hat pulled down. How could you see it?

I saw it too Bobby, and I'm not wearing sunglasses.

Yeah, but you're from Oklahoma.

What does that got to do with it?

You don't know anything!

He's got a built in excuse for everything.

Here's a cover by Luger, 1, 2, and Luger's feet were on the ropes, good call.

Yeah good call.

[sarcastically] Good call. That's great. Really good. Good Call.

That's Heenan's voice. I bet you can't tell that.

Phineas Godwinn, the Jethro Bodine of the WWF.

I call him the highly paid dumb guy.