Piper and Brother Love in “Unfinished Business”

Is there anything about you at all that may be from Scotland?

I'm a little bit Scotch.

If you're a little bit Scotch, then— Scotch, did you say?

Yeah, Scotch.

Scotch is what a Scotsman drinks. Now if you are any part of you a Scotsman, then...under that skirt there...

This is a kilt.

No, no, this here's a kilt; that's a dress, baby.

That looks more like a dress.

I'll bite your face off if you do that. Tell me. If you are a real Scotsman, then you don't got nothin' under that kilt there, do you? Huh? No, I mean it! If you are a real Scotsman, there ain't a lick of thing under there. Excuse me, I should rephrase that. I don't mean he hasn't got anything under the kilt, I should say you're not wearing anything. We all know you ain't got nothin' under there!