TheresaAlex, Honey Open the door. Open the door.
[Alex](Grabs her wand and flashes her Mom in the lair)
Theresa I said Open the door not flash me in I hate that(wiggles her finger in her ear to try to make her ears pop)'Oh, I know how much it hurts when you get your heart broken But time will heal it, and on the bright side, we're all really glad that you have feelings!
[Alex] [sobs] Mason told Juliet he loved her....right in front of me.
TheresaLook your gonna fall in love so many times before you find the one you'll be with forever so think about it this way your one broken heart closer to happily ever after
[Alex] Mom that's just fairy tale talk
TheresaI know but my parenting guide doesn't have a chapter on what to do when your wizard daughters wearwolf boyfriend has been in love with your wizards son's vampire girlfriend for the past 300 years!
[Alex] Sometimes hugs work
[Alex] And sometimes they don't
Theresa Look come here mija
Theresa Harper, Jerry I brought Alex out because I thought she could use a distraction
Oh just do what I do: Hide your feelings untill they come out to compelete strangers (leaves with an order)La la la la la la. (screams) HEY YOU!
Mason. Alex doesn't want to see you, and not to gloat, but I know Juliet doesn't.
(whispers to Justin) Make him write down what he wants to say to her. That accent of his gives him an unfair advantage.
Alex. I didn't mean what I said earlier. I was in shock from seeing Juliet but I wanna be with you.
Mason, look. I've been in shock before, too.. like, when I accidentally made my brother disappear.. or I accidentally made my parents not know who I was.. or I accidentally got trapped in a horror film.. or I accidentally-
Honey.. honey, we know.. you've messed up a a lot.
Yes. But still, I've never accidentally told someone I love them, when I didn't.
Alex, I know it's hard to believe, but if you just let me explain-
I think you've said enough.
You have to go now, Mister.
Yes, sir. I'll, be on my way, then. And I'll regret my mistake, for the rest of my life..
Alex, I'm over Juliet you've got to believe me.
Well, I don't. Just because she didn't want you, Mason, I'm your second choice.
Things are going well on my shift.
Listen to me, Alex. I can prove it. All we have to do is go back to Transylvania and find the true love necklace. If you put it on me and it glows, then you'll know how I truly feel about you.
No. I'm never going back there. You can go get it.
No. You have to go with me.. 'cause that's where it all went bad, and that's where I'm gonna make it all go good.
AZAlex and Zeke
Here come the Turkeys! (claps) Justin's got the water! (claps) They can't win without him. (claps)
....so let's applaud her!
(Everyone looks at Zeke.)
Hey, when in doubt, flip out right? (flips)
(The crowd and cheerleaders applaud and cheer.)
SStevie
Hello prisoners. (picks up a guy's hat, drops it, and points at Mr. Laritate) Warden.
SStevie
(takes another guy's device) Sorry I'm late. I had a phone call (looks at Eddie) with your mom. She said, "Get out of my chair!"
EEddie
(goes to different chair)
SStevie
(sits down comfortably)
(turns to Stevie) Who are you?
SStevie
I'm Stevie. Last name...I don't want to know yours so why do you want to know mine?
She makes you look like him. (motions to Justin)
All right, I'll be back to let you out of the cage at three. If you need anything, you should have thought of that before you acted up. (leaves and closes the door)
(gets up) Hey Stevie, why don't you tell me a bedtime story about how you ended up in detention so fast? (takes a pillow hidden from inside a globe)
SStevie
Got caught for some stuff at my old school, so they're making me make up detention here. But it's cool. It's the quickest way to meet my people.
(gets a sound machine from behind a plaque on the wall) You're people? Oh, you mean people like me! Thank you! That's so sweet! (makes a hammock) Now, if you'll excuse me. I need a couple of more hours shut eye under a gentle rain. (turns the sound machine on and the machine plays sounds of rain)
EEddie
Yeah you gotta turn that down. It makes me want to go numero uno.
EEddie
Yeah that's right, I speak French.
SStevie
(turns the sound machine volume higher) Well, Oui, Oui.
(laughs and does a handshake with Stevie)
I'd love to see the look on Justin's face if he saw this band instead of those jazz geezers.
SStevie
That would be awesome! We gotta make that happen!
If only we knew two girls with devious enough minds to come up with a scheme to get Uggh to play at our school.
SStevie
Hmmmm. I think I see one.
And I see another one. (high fives Stevie)
