I was gonna be a lady about this but now I want my dress back! STRIP IT DOWN, SISTER!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
We are in deep guano.
Well, you know what they say. When you love somebody, set them free. And if they really love you, they’ll come back.
Not unless they're a mind slave to a mummy.
(calls her mom) Mom, you were right! They did ask! Okay, bye! (hangs up) She said yes! Group hug!
RFRusso Family
(shocked that Harper manipulated them)
You and your mom manipulated us! Looks like you are part of this family. (Everyone leaves except Alex.)
[At the recreation of Harper's 5th grade spelling bee]:
Okay, are you ready for your word, Max-
[interrupts] Max! M-A-C-K-S. Max.
Th-that isn't your word that's your name...and you misspelled it!
[shakes head] I should've asked for a definition.
Your word is.....hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
CCarol
Could you use it in a sentence?
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is an annoying word, and I'm not gonna say it again.
THAT'S the sentence.
I learned one thing.
(smiling) When did you become the most amazing person in my life?
The first day we met in kindergarten. We had to sleep in different rooms 'cause we snored.
Sorry, I think you dropped this.
No, that's not mine.
Yeah I know. I needed an excuse to come talk to you.
(stares at him for a few seconds and takes the paintbrush)
It's quite lovely...what you're working on there.
(smiles) So new British guy, how close are the countries British and England?
They're the same country. Kind of and it's Britain not British.
I know. I just think it's ridiculous when people explain ridiculous things.
And speaking of ridiculous things.
Art Off is stupid. Just because Mr. Laritate picks a painting doesn't mean it's good. I mean look at him. He picks out those clothes.
He doesn't pick those. His mum lays them out for him.
I like you new British guy. You're on my team.
(offers to shake hand) My name is Mason Greyback.
"Mason Greyback" That sounds like the name of a game show host.. like, "Mason Greyback, I'll take British for a thousand, please."
(pretends a paintbrush is a microphone and a piece of newspaper is a card with a question) Your question is, "I think you're cute, what do you think of me?"
(makes a buzzing noise) We're out of time.
Sailboat plus moon equals loser! Heh heh heh heh. (makes an L with her hand)
You know since I got here last Thursday, I noticed that he talks like a cowboy. Oh, and he likes cats.
Nah. In America we call them kitty cats.
Okay, kitty cats.
Hahaha! I made you say kitty cats.
How would you feel about maybe going for some tea later?
Okay. But if 'go for tea' doesn't mean a date then I'm gonna be really embarrassed. And that whole accent thing, girls see right through it... no they don't.
Oh. Kittens never lose. Next time I'm gonna paint Macgruder being eaten by a kitten. Yeah he's gonna drop this class.
(picks up a water balloon) These are water balloons.
Ah, so you've heard of them.
Mason, thanks. I owe you one.
That would explain why she's scratching him behind the ear.
Mason, you haven't stopped staring at Juliet since we found her.
Juliet, I didn't know we were looking for you. I NEVER STOPPED LOVING YOU!
(gasps) Oh my gosh! What are you doing?!
I don't know!
Can't you see the way I feel about you?
Alex, I'm sorry! Something just came over me!
(takes off the necklace) I never want to see you again! (throws the necklace, waves her wand and disappears)
Dude, I don't know what you just did but she seems pretty hurt. I'm gonna let it slide so you and I are still good.
(pushes Max away) No!
Justin please! Let me explain this!
There's nothing to explain. You broke Alex's heart. (to Max) He's not good with any of us.
I figured. I tried but it was totally hard to misread the situation.
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