TV show quotes
You see this is what I get for helping you out while you where driving.
I didn't ask for your help.
I was helping me. I wanted to live.
I don't need your help. I'm going to pass the drivers test all by myself.
Well I don't need you either. I can clean all the garbage cans by myself, and what am I going to need to do that? Do I need like a rag or a, or a brush or spray? No? FINE!
Hey Justin. It looks like you are going to win the wizard competition, so I am going to pass the family robe down to you now.
Ah, what an honor.
Take good care of it.
I have finished my oil painting.
Coconut cream pies are done.
This is a box of mud.
Yo Russo! I'm back! Wanna smooch?
Max Look! Now she's all over him. That's Dean Moriarty.
Mason I'm sure she's just brushing some filthy dandruff off his shoulder. He doesn't look clean.
Max Dude, you rolled around in a dead squirrel the other day.
Let's learn the Up and Atom spell.
Or we could learn the Kick Back and Chill spell instead. It goes like this. Abra- [puts foot up on table] Cadabra! (puts other foot up and table and puts hands behind head).
Mason! (sees a trail of rose petals on the floor) Rose petals? What did you do? We're suppose to be friends.
Those aren't from me, but I have my suspicions.
(outside) Hey yo Russo! Like my flowers?
Suspicions confirmed.
Grr.
Grr.
Grr.
Grr.
Grr.
[quietly] Why are we doing this?
(burps then smiles nervously) I ate Dean.
(shocked)
(gives Mason a thumbs up)
Mason! You can't just go around eating people! This isn't-this isn't-(turns to Harper) What place am I trying to think of Harper?
No place! There's no place where you can just go around eating people!
I'm sorry.
You're sorry?! How could you do this?!
Well it was easy because his hair was greasy and then he kinda got stuck at the shoulders.
Yeah so then this guy started choking so then I just shrunk Dean down and made him easier to eat. :(pats Mason's back)
(looks at Harper)
Alex, I'm sorry. I saw how well you were getting along with Dean and I guess I got a little jealous.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN EAT HIM! DUHH
In the lair:
(Alex, Harper, Max and Mason run inside the lair to get Justin.)
Justin! Justin! We need your help! Mason ate Dean.
Not now Alex. I'm trying to get through to my class. HE ATE DEAN?!
The hairy guy ate somebody?
Yeah, he's a werewolf.
Nice!
Justin please! We have to find a way to get Dean out of Mason.
Let's cut him open!
Let's not cut him open! He's a very nice guy.
Nice guy? You ate somebody!
Dudes, let's all shrink down with the Up and Atom spell, go inside him, and then bounce around his stomach until he barfs up Dean!
[agrees]
Okay, next!
No, no, no, no. Tyler might be onto something here.
Sweet!
Okay, we're gonna need some kind of fully functional miniature submarine.
I know where we can get one. (waves wand and a small cow-patterned box appears on table)
No. Not my Captain Jim Bob Sherwood fully functional Country Cow submarine! If I open it it will be worth nothing!
Justin.
No.
Going inside Mason's body would be the greatest adventure anyone could ever have. Jim Bob would jump at the chance.
You...are right. (grabs box) This is a Captain Jim Bob job. (opens box reluctantly) Ah! It smells new.
I still don't understand why a submarine crew has to dress up like cows.
Cows? I thought we were dalmatians. Now it's just weird.
Country cow submarine? What a crew. (shows Harper to the Abracadoodler) Okay, I've turned the Abracadoodler into a submarine tracking sonar scope.
(sits down) Oh perfect. I can't wait to not know what to use this for.
Mason. You are going to swallow us. You are going to swallow us, not chew us.
Turn on the reverse thrusters!
'Kay. [presses button] [wipers come on]
[angrily] Max, YOU TURNED ON THE WINDSHIELD WIPERS!
I'm going to get back into the wizard competition and I'm going to win...for us.
(In Sub Station; Dean is coming to)
What happened? What are you guys wearing? And WHAT AM I COVERED IN?!
Alex you got this one right? (walks away)
She lives for these moments! (follows Justin)
Simon says follow them! (follows Harper)
Um, okay, well, you see, Dean you got knocked out by a flying bowl of oatmeal. And we called the doctor, and he said the only way to wake you up was to dress up like cows.
(to Alex) Really? That's your story?
(whispers) Give it a minute!
That's a good doctor.
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