Wizards of Waverly Place · Season 1
Edgebonoutoosis! [He clones the rabbit]
Good! Thank you Justin! That is how you execute the duplication spell properly. Real rabbit, duplica... duplicate rabbit real rab.. It's... ANYWAYS, there's two now!
What's the big deal? They're rabbits. Wait 5 minutes and they'll duplicate by themselves.
Bonjour Alex. Bonjour Alex's friend.
Nice shoes!
[Alex gives Harper a look]
I mean.. Pfft! I don't care about you or your shoes!
Yeah. I've had these shoes for about a week. Oh, I mean I'd give them to you, but I'm already donating them to :another charity.
No! You should keep them. They go well with your eyebrow.
Well, at least I don't have man-hands. How do you get those meat-stubs through your sleeves?
And what happened to you two? Pick your noses so hard they fell off?
They got nose jobs.
When they heal, they'll look exactly like Gigi's!
[sarcasm] When's Gigi's gonna heal!?
So what you are saying is that getting back at Gigi was really hurting myself?
No, but I like that better.
Well, since I figured that one out, I should pick my own punishment?
No. Why don't you take my punishment, and duplicate it? You're grounded for 1 week.
Does that mean 2 weeks?!
Oh, now it's four. I love this game!
You know a lot of stuff about stuff people don't care about, which is great. But I know relationships. I know how girls think!
So do I! They're right brained dominant and they have a slightly larger hyper-tholimus!
There you go again, knowing stuff people don't care about.
You may find this hard to believe, but...I've never kissed a girl before.
[smugly] I find it hard to believe that you think I'd find that hard to believe.
Alright, this is what we're gonna do. First of all, take out five dollars.
I need $5 dollars.
Second, tomorrow when you walk her to school, take her to by that old scary abandon house on the corner.
Right, cause she'll think I'm brave.
No, you'll get scared and she'll comfort you, and that's when you plant one on her.
Ok, that's a great idea.
Thanks, you have five ones for this five?
Umm... [takes out another 5 dollars]
Great, cause my five was lonely
What's Deja Vu?
It's when you feel like something happened before.
For example, dad you have five dollars?
umm.. Why?
Cause I need five dollars.. Deja Vu, huh Justin?
So Alex, what was your first kiss like?
You know, it was in this place...with this guy...and it was very romantic. Over Christmas Vacation.
We went to Grandma's over Christmas Vacation.
Wait a minute! You haven't kissed a guy yet! [smugly] I so have this over you now!
No you don't!
I know so when I go to school tomorrow and tell everyone you've never kissed anyone, no one'll care.
Hey Justin!
[Justin looks over at Alex. Alex grabs a random boy and kisses him.]
Now you've got nothing over me!
I'm gonna get even!
Hah-yeah. Okay. That'll never happen. Remember the time you wanted to get "even with me"? I got the bigger bedroom and you got what?
[he says embarrased] Shot-gun on that one trip to the outlet mall..
Exactly, some things never change!
Oh! Some chocolate! Oh wait, that's not a straw!
We didn't play paintball!
...What are pigeons eating now a'days?
[takes picture of Harper] [monotone voice] I know you've only been working here four hours, but congratulations. You're Employee of the Month. I almost won it 4 times, but I lost cause I take too many breaks. That reminds me. It's time for my break.
[Singing the Funky Hat Song] What's that? A hat? Crazy, funky, junky hat! Overslept? Hair unsightly? Trying to look like Keira Knightley? We've been there, we've done that! We see right through your funky hat!
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